ChuckNorris.com. Don't go there. It's like the United States of Chuck Norris... No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.
Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
Chuck Norris can infect a mac with pc viruses.
Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.