ChuckNorris.com. Don't go there. It's like the United States of Chuck Norris... No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
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Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
If you see the Blue Screen of Death on your laptop... it's because Chuck Norris found out you were reading Chuck Norris jokes.
Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.
Chuck Norris can access private methods.
Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.