ChuckNorris.com. Don't go there. It's like the United States of Chuck Norris... No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
If you see the Blue Screen of Death on your laptop... it's because Chuck Norris found out you were reading Chuck Norris jokes.
Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.
Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf
No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.