Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
If you see the Blue Screen of Death on your laptop... it's because Chuck Norris found out you were reading Chuck Norris jokes.
I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf
Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.