Joke #10218

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider? A harenet.

What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle? A polo bear.

One day, a guy decides to go ice fishing. He gets out onto the ice and starts making a hole with his ice augur. Suddenly he hears a booming voice say "there's no fish there!" He looks around startled but doesn't see anyone. He packs up and moves to another spot and starts working on a new hole. Again he hears the booming voice "there's no fish there!" He moves again and starts making a new hole and hears the voice again. "There's no fish there!" it booms. He looks up nervously. "G-G-God? I-I-Is that... you?" he asks. "No, it's the arena manager. Get the fuck out of here!"

Is it just me, or do alligators always look like they are in the middle of a push-up?

According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.

Customer: "Waiter, there’s a dead beetle in my soup." Waiter: "Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers."

Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor? Rabbit Hood.

Q: How does a blonde kill a worm? A: She burys it.

Did you hear about the race horse that was so late coming in? They had to pay the jockey overtime!

What's at the end of Moby Dick? A whale of a time.

A snail walks into a bar and the barman tells him there's a strict policy about having snails in the bar and so kicks him out. A year later the same snail re-enters the bar and asks the barman "What did you do that for?"