What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?
A harenet.
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What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad!
What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny?
Rabbit up nicely, it's a gift.
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Q: What is black white and rolls around in the sand?
A: A black man and a segal fighting over a carp.
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Did you hear about the overweight man who took up horse riding as exercise?
The horse lost 15 pounds in a week!
Once upon a time, there was a cat who died.
When she got to heaven, God asked her how she liked being on earth.
She told the Lord that it was awful, she had to sleep in cold back alleys where there was no food and life was hard.
God told her that he was sorry it had had turned out that way but here, in heaven, she would be happy and He would give her the most comfortable, warm pillow to sleep on.
The cat laid down upon the pillow and was happy.
A few days later, about a dozen mice that came to heaven together and God asked them how they had liked earth.
Earth was no better for them than it was the cat.
They explained to God that it was tough and exhausting and their feet were worn out from always running from cats and dogs and people.
God felt bad for the mice and decided to give them rollerskates.
One day God sees the cat again and asked her how she was liking heaven.
She explained that it was absolutely wonderful.
The pillow he gave her was the most comfortable place that she had ever slept on, but even better than the pillow were the meals on wheels.
What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?
How slime flies.
Two hikers are out hiking.
All of a sudden, a bear starts chasing them.
They climb a tree, but the bear starts climbing up the tree after them.
The first hiker gets his sneakers out of his knapsack and starts putting them on.
The second hiker says, "What are you doing?"
The first responds, "I figure when the bear gets close to us, we ll have to jump down and make a run for it."
The second says, "Are you crazy? Don't you know you can't outrun a bear?
The first guy says, "I don't have to outrun the bear... I only have to outrun you!"
What's black and white and rolls down the Boardwalk?
A nigger and a seagull fighting over a French Fry.
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What do you call a rabbit who is real cool?
A hip hopper.