What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider? A harenet.
Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
Did you find my horse well behaved? Indeed, whenever we came to a fence he let me over first!
Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.
Chuck Norris is the reason why This Little Piggy cried wee wee wee all the way home.
A woman saw an ad in the local newspaper which read: "Purebred Police Dog $25." Thinking that to be a great bargain, she called and ordered the dog to be delivered. The next day a van arrived at her home and delivered the mangiest-looking mongrel she had ever seen. In a rage, she telephoned the man who had placed the ad, "How dare you call that mangy-mutt a purebred police dog?" "Don't let his looks deceive you, ma'am," the man replied, "He's in the Secret Service."
Q: What is a black cat's favorite color? A: Purrrrrr-ple!
How are skunks able to avoid danger? By using their instinks and common scents.
What are the most athletic rodents? Track and field mice.
Why is a reindeer like a gossip? Because they are both tail bearers.
What did the cow wear to the football game? A Jersey.