What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?
A harenet.
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A teacher was giving a lesson and was telling the pupils that we came from Adam and Eve.
A hand went up and the kid said, "But my dad told me that we come from apes, Miss?"
Miss replied, "Stay out of this one, Leroy!"
If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get?
"Beeflt!"
A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a boy carrying a wild turkey under his arm.
He stopped and asked the boy, "Where did you get that turkey?"
The boy replied, "What turkey?"
The game warden said, "That turkey you're carrying under your arm."
The boy looks down and said, "Well, lookee here, a turkey done roosted under my arm!"
The game warden said, "Now look, you know turkey season is closed, so whatever you do to that turkey, I'm going to do to you.
If you break his leg, I'm gonna break your leg. If you break his wing, I'll break your arm. Whatever you do to him, I'll do to you. So, what are you gonna do with him?"
The little boy said, "I guess I'll just kiss his ass and let him go!"
Q. How does a frog confuse you?
A. When he comes out and says he needed that nap and feels much better.
What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny?
Rabbit up nicely, it's a gift.
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What's a rabbits favorite book?
Hop on Pop.
What is the definition of "moon"?
The past tense of "moo"!
How did the farmer find his lost cow?
He tractor down.
Q. Why did the tiger loose at poker?
A. Because he was playing with a cheetah.