What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?
A harenet.
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A blond a, a brunette and a redhead were at the top of a cliff looking down at the beach.
Suddenly a genie appears to them and says "I will grant you each one wish if you'll jump off the side of this cliff."
So the redhead jumps off and shouts "Seagull" and turns into a seagull and flies away.
Then the brunette jumps off and shouts "Whale" and turns into a whale, falls into the sea and swims away.
Finally the blond runs towards the cliff edge, but trips at the last second, as as she falls she shouts out "Shit"
What did the cow wear to the football game?
A Jersey.
Did you hear about the pub owner who raised a baby rabbit?
It was an inn-grown hare.
Q. What's green and red?
A. A very mad frog.
Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station?
Because it's a mane-lion station.
Did you hear about the argumentative skunk?
He always liked to make a stink.
How should you treat a baby goat?
Like a kid.
Birdie, birdie in the sky
Dropped some white stuff in my eye,
I'm a big girl I won't cry,
I'm just glad that cows don't fly.
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A man has his car full of penguins.
He drives past a policeman, but the policeman stops him.
He says.
"Hey, you! Yeah, you! You should take those penguins to the zoo!"
The man does that.
The next day in the same spot, the man still has the penguins.
Once again he drives past the policeman.
"Hey, I thought I told you to take those penguins to the zoo!"
"I did," replies the man.
"We had so much fun that were going to the beach today!"