What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?
A harenet.
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Pet Owner: "Every time a bell rings, my dog goes and sits in the corner."
Vet: "That's perfectly normal; he's a boxer."
One day, two skunks named In and Out, asked their mother if they could go into a store and play.
Their mother said yes, but only for an hour.
An hour later, only Out came back.
Their mother said, "Out, you'd better go back in and find In."
About 10 seconds later, Out comes back with In.
Their mother asked how Out found In so quickly.
"Easy."
Out said.
"In-stincts."
What do you call a dog wearing ear muffs?
Anything you want, he cant hear you.
Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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A snail starts a slow climb up the trunk of an apple tree.
He is watched by a sparrow who can't help laughing and eventually says "Don't you know there aren't any apples on the tree yet?"
"Yes," said the snail, "but there will be by the time I get up there."
What newspaper do cows read?
The Daily Moos.
Why did the horses kept saying orange juice?
Because a filly gulped to much orange juice that she turned orange!
When Chuck Norris walks into a room, the mice jump on chairs.
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Q: What do you say to a bodybuilding cow farmer?
A: Show us your calves!