A mean horseman went into a saddler's shop and asked for one spur.
"One spur?" asked the saddler.
"Surely you mean a pair of spurs, sir?"
"No, just one," replied the horseman.
"If I can get one side of the horse to go, the other side is bound to come with it!"
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What animals do you bring to bed?
Your calves.
Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A. "How do you breathe through something so small?"
What happens when you kiss a canary?
You get chirpes, it can't be tweeted because its a canarial disease.
What's a skunk's favourite game in school?
Show and smell.
An old sailor was out walking on the dock one day when he met a former ship mate of his.
They had not seen each other for many years so they had much to talk about and many old memories to renew.
After some time, one said to the other, "If you don’t mind my saying so, you don’t look very good, you must have experienced some bad luck."
"Yes," the other one said, "I have. You see this peg leg? Well, one day I was out on deck and my leg become dangled up in a loose line and it was so badly mangled that they had to take it off at the knee."
His friend agreed that was bad luck.
The other one continued. "You see I have a hook for a hand. One day I was out on deck when a shipmate of mine fell overboard. I leaned over as far as I could in a attempt to rescue him and as I extended my hand to him a shark took my hand off."
"My, you really did experience bad luck, the other responded, I see you have a patch over one eye, What happened to your eye?"
"Well, I was out on deck again one day and just as I looked up, a seagull that was flying over , unloaded, and got me right in the eye."
"My, My,(not real sailor talk) did that take your eye out?"
"No, that was the first day I had my hook."
What fur do we get from a tiger?
As fur as possible!
What happens when sharks take their clothes off?
They go sharkers.
Law of Cat Composition
A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-Matter + It Doesn't Matter.
Q:Why do dogs stick their noses in women's crotches?
A:Because they can.