What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit? A rabbit that says, "Ribbit."
What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast? How slime flies.
How do you make a milkshake? Give a cow a pogo stick.
Q: Why do hippos have to have sex in water? A: Ever try to keep two tons of pussy wet?
Teacher: Students, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing? Class: "Brotherly love."
Your house is so dirty I saw rats on dirt bikes.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely? Because he was newt to the area.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.
Will I ever be able to race my horse again the owner asked the vet. The vet replied, "You certainly will, and you ll probably beat her too!"
Me: Hey look its Nemo! Worker: Sir, that's a clown fish. Me: Bitch, that's a Nemo!
What do you call a neurotic octopus? A crazy, mixed-up squid.