What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit?
A rabbit that says, "Ribbit."
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The cowlick.
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What do you get if you cross a hippo, elephant and a rhino?
A Helephino!!
Did you hear about the Irishman who couldn't tell the difference between his two horses?
His friend suggested measuring them, that didn't help though, the Irishman discovered that the brown horse was only an inch taller than the white one!
Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion?
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A: ‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
What happened to the frog's car when his parking meter expired?
It got toad!!