What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit?
A rabbit that says, "Ribbit."
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Teacher: Students, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
Class: "Brotherly love."
Chuck Norris isn't a cat person but if he was, he would own 3 lions, a snow leopard, and cougar.
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What kind of noise annoys an oyster?
A noisy noise annoys an oyster.
(Try saying that fast!)
A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves, "What are you doing in there?" she asked.
The rabbit replied, "This is a Westinghouse, isn't it?" The lady confirmed,
"Yes."
"Well," the rabbit said, "I'm westing."
Chuck Norris could stab you with a worm.
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What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?
How slime flies.
Little lad is sitting between his Mum and Dad on the sofa and they are playing a game about what sounds animals say.
His Mum says "What does a duck say Tommy?"
He says"Quack quack Mummy."
His Mum says "Very good Tommy,that's right."
She says "What does a dog say?"
He says "Woof woof Mummy."
She says "Very good."
She says "What does a cat say?"
He says "Meow meow Mummy."
She says "Yes that's right."
Tommy says "Let Daddy have a go."
His dad says "Ok Tommy,what does a cow say?"
The little lad looks confused and his Dad says "Come on Tommy you know what a cow says."
Tommy says "Yes I do but do you mean a cow that eats grass and gives us our milk, or the one you where talking to Uncle John about, that said you could'nt go to the Stag show with him?"
How did that bullfight come out?
Oh, it was a toss-up.
What do cows get when they are sick?
Hay Fever.
Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
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