What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit?
A rabbit that says, "Ribbit."
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How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
He prawned everything.
Your mom's so dumb, she threw the dog and told the stick to fetch!
On the street strolls a chick dressed with fur from head to toes.
Near hear another chick stops and says to hear:
Do you imagine how many animals they had to kill for this coat?
But do you know with how many animals I had to sleep with for it?
Why don't cows ever have any money?
Because the farmers milk them dry.
What do ducks wear to party's?
A duck-sedo!
What four animals does a woman like to have in her house?
A tiger in bed, a mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage and a jackass to pay for it all.
Q:Why don't giraffes like fast food?
A:Because they can't catch it!
A waitress walks up to a man to take his order.
"I'd like to get the turtle soup, please."
The waitress walks off to go get his order, but the man changes his mind and decides he wants the pea soup instead.
"Hold the turtle, make it pea!"
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How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?
He tried to stirrup some interest!