How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented?
They were very impressed.
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Mr. Brown was telling his son a bed-time story.
"Once upon a time there was a white bunny..."
"Jeez..dad it's boring,what about science fiction?"
"Ok,Ok" Mr Brown said.
"Once upon a time there was a Bunny who got onto a spacecraft and...."
"Dad, a little more grown up!"
"Do you promise me not to tell your mom?" asked Mr Brown.
" I swear!"
"Ok", "Once upon a time there was a naked bunny..."
How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?
Unhoppy.
"Why cant you play cards in the jungle?"
"Because theres to many cheetahs."
If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.
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Cats took many thousands of years to domesticate humans.
Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station?
Because it's a mane-lion station.
What's a rabbits favorite movie?
Rabbits of the Lost Ark.
My tomcat used to stay out all night, so I took him to the vet and had him neutered.
Now he still stays out all night – it turns out he likes to watch!
A monkey goes into a bar and asks the barman:
- Do you have any bananas?
- No,I don't. ( says the barman)
- Do you have any bananas? (asks the monkey)
- No,I have not got any bananas!
- Do you have any bananas?
- If you ask me that question one more time, I'll nail your tongue to the counter!
- Do you have any nails?
- No,I don't.
- Do you have any bananas?