How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented?
They were very impressed.
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I had a knock at my door earlier, it was a policeman…
“Mr Cook?”
“Yes,” I replied.
“I’m afraid your dog has just been reported to have chased someone on a bike.”
I said, “That’s bullshit – my dog doesn’t have a bike!”
Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth.
Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
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How should you treat a baby goat?
Like a kid.
A man and a woman were on a nude beach when a wasp flew into the woman's vagina.
In a rush the guy pulled on his shorts, wrapped a towel around the woman, and ran to the hospital.
When they got there the doctor said, "The only way I can think to get the wasp out is to slather some honey on my penis and lure it out."
The doctor then offered his services for a mere $50.
After a long pause, the couple agreed.
The doctor happily slathered on some honey and went in.
After a couple of thrusts the husband said, "Hey, what the hell is going on?"
The doctor says, "Change of plans I'm going to drown the bastard."
How do you make a cat be a dog?
Pour gasoline on it and light it with a match.
It will go 'WOOF.'
Q: What is a bee that cant make up his mind?
A: A maybe.
Q. Where do polar bears vote?
A. The North Poll.
Q: What do you call a cow that's had an abortion?
A: De-calf-i-nated.
Q: What does a cow make when the sun comes out?
A: A shadow.