How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented?
They were very impressed.
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What do you call a mobile homes for rabbits?
Wheelburrows.
What book did the rabbit take on vacation?
One with a hoppy ending.
Did you hear about the cannibal spider that ate his uncle's wife?
He was an aunteater.
What goes black white black white...?
A penguin rolling down a hill!
What's black and white and laughing?
The penguin who pushed him!
How do you make a cat be a dog?
Pour gasoline on it and light it with a match.
It will go 'WOOF.'
What's the definition of a nervous breakdown?
A chameleon on a tartan rug.
What band is a cow favorite?
Moody Blues.
What do you call a dinosaur that destroys everything in its path?
Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.
Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a watch factory?
Alike did was stand around making faces.