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How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented? They were very impressed.
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Yo Momma is so fat… That she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
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You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."
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What is the definition of "derange"? De place where de cowboys ride.
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Turtle to turtle: "Don't ya just love the sound of rain on your roof?"
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YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND A ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY WALET.
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Yo' Mama is like a donkey: everybody rides the ass.
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What is a nigger? Proof that skunks fuck monkeys.
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A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the stranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said to the stranger, "What would you like to discuss?" "Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?" "OK," said Little Johnny. "That could be an interesting topic.But let me ask you a question first." "A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?" "Jeez," said the stranger. "I have no idea." "Well, then," said Little Johnny, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"
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