How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented?
They were very impressed.
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
The wild and mean bear grabs the hedgehog and asks him: "Were you at the fox’s party as well?"
"Yes, I was. So what?"
"Were you sitting on the table?"
"Yeah, why?"
The bear, ready to leg press him, changes his mind and says to the hedgehog: "Next time, wherever you go, take an umbrella with you!"
"But why, my friend?" the hedgehog wonders.
"Cause all night long, I was taking thorns off my ass!"
Q:Where do you find a dog with no legs?
A:Right where you left him.
Q. Why did the man cross the road?
A. He heard the chicken was a slut.
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped as gods.
Cats have never forgotten this.
The new Marine Captain was assigned to a recon company in a remote post in the desert.
During his first inspection, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent.
He asks the First Sergeant why the camel is kept there.
Well, sir," is the reply, "as you know, there are 250 men here and no women.
And sir, sometimes the men have ... urges.
That's why we have the camel,sir."
"The Captain says, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand about urges, so the camel can stay."
About a month later, the Captain starts having a real problem with his own urges, and asks the First Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent .
Putting a stool behind the camel, the Captain stands on it, pulls down his pants, and has sex with the camel.
When he is done, he asks the First Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?"
"No sir," the First Sergeant replies.
"They usually just ride the camel into town."
When should you feel sorry for a skunk?
When its spray pump is out of order!.
Why do cows think cooks are mean?
They whip cream!
What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?
He stank to the bottom of the pool.
Q: What is it called when a soldier slips into a fox hole?
A: Bestiality