Joke #10069

How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented? They were very impressed.
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What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks.
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What gives milk and has a horn? A milk tank.
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There are two cows in a field. One says to the other: "So what do you think of mad cow disease?" The other replies: "I don't know, I'm a chicken!"
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Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.
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"Your Honor, it was an accident! I had to run into the fence to keep from hitting the cow!" "Was it a Jersey cow?" "I don't know, I didn't see her license plate!"
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A farmer was bragging. "I've got 350 sheep." "That's a lot of sheep," said another farmer. "And I've got 500 chickens," bragged the farmer. "That's a lot of chickens," answered the second farmer. "And 40 bulls," added the farmer. The other farmer replied, "Boy! That IS a lot of bull."
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What did the cow wear to the football game? A Jersey.
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Law of Cat Disinterest A cat's interest level will vary in inverse proportion to the amount of effort a human expends in trying to interest him.
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Why couldn't the cow leave the farm? She was pasteurized.
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How do bulls drive their cars? They steer them.
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