Joke #10069

How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented? They were very impressed.
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One day, Little Johnny's grandmother sent him to the water hole to get some water for cooking dinner. As he was dipping the bucket in, he saw two big eyes looking back at him. He dropped the bucket and ran back to grandma's house as fast as he could. "Where's my bucket and my water?" She asked. "I can't get any water from that water hole, there's a mean ol' alligator down there!" "Now don't you mind that ol' alligator, Johnny. He's been there for years, and he's never hurt no one. Why, he's probably as scared of you as you are of him!" "Well, Grandma," replied Johnny, "if he's as scared of me as I am of him, then that water ain't fit to drink!"
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Where did the mooron take the baby cow to eat? To the calf-ateria.
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Yo momma is so hairy when she lifts her armpit up it looks like she's got Bigfoot in a headlock.
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A hound dog lays in the yard and an old man in overalls sits on the porch. "Excuse me, sir, but does your dog bite?" a jogger asks. The old man looks over his newspaper and replies, "Nope." As soon as the jogger enters the yard, the dog begins snarling and growling, and then attacks the jogger's legs. As the jogger flails around in the yard, he yells, "I thought you said your dog didn't bite!" The old man mutters, "Ain't my dog."
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A old snake goes to see his Doctor. "Doc, I need something for my eyes...can't see well these days". The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks. The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor he's very depressed. Doc says, "What's the problem...didn't the glasses help you?" "The glasses are fine doc, I just discovered I've been living with a water hose the past 2 years!"
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If you make a cow angry, how will she get even? She'll cream you.
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What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? Join the Hare Force.
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Would a Police-Dog arrest itself for fouling the street? Police Dog Joke Submitted by Kabogga.
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What is a moo hoo for a cow fight? A cattle battle.
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How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? Look for gray hares.
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