How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented?
They were very impressed.
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How do elephants hide in the jungle?
Paint their balls red and pretend they are cherries!
What's the loudest noise in the jungle?
Monkeys eating cherries...
Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor?
Rabbit Hood.
Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a hippo?
A: One has a big mouth and a fat ass. The other lives in rivers in tropical countries.
Where do milk shakes come from?
Nervous cows.
Q: Why can't you take a turkey to church?
A: Because they use such FOWL language.
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Q: Where did the newlywed horses stay?
A: In the bridle suite.
A Koala and a Prostitiute had just finished having sex, so the Prostitute said, "
All right, now give me my money!"
The Koala replied, "
Money, what for?" "
What for?", the Prostitute growled,
"Look up Prostitute in the dictionary and read what it says."
So the Koala looked up prostitute in the dictionary.
It said, "Prostitute- A woman who is paid to have sex."
" Okay," said the Koala, " now you look up Koala in the dictionary, and read what it says."
So the Prostitute looked up Koala in the dictionary.
It said, "Koala- A furry animal who eats bush, then leaves."
Question: Why does Tigger smell?
Answer: You'd smell too if you played with Pooh all day!
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?
It had a lot of hare pins.