Law of Pill Rejection
Any pill given to a cat has the potential energy to reach escape velocity.
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Q: Who was the most famous pirate octopus?
A: Captain Squid.
The proprietor of the general store at the cross-roads had his place overrun by rats, and the damage was such that he offered a hundred dollars reward to anyone who would rid him of the pests.
A disreputable-appearing person turned up one morning, and announced that he was a professional rat-killer.
"Get to work," the store-keeper urged.
"I must have a pound of cheese," the killer declared.
When this had been provided:
"Now give me a quart of whiskey."
Equipped with the whiskey, the professional spoke briskly:
"Now show me the cellar."
An hour elapsed, and then the rat-catcher galloped up the cellar stairs and leaped into the store.
His face was red, the eyes glaring, and he shook his fists in defiance of the world at large, as he jumped high in air and shouted:
"Whoopee! I'm ready! bring on your rats!"
Q: What do you call a guy with his hand up a Camel's arse?
A: An Arab mechanic.
How are black people and wolves similar?
They both fight in packs.
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The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Q: How do you get ten fat cows in your basement?
A: Hold a tupperware party!
What to polar bears eat for lunch?
(Ice berg-ers!)
Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.
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Little Susan was helping her mother to set the table, cause her father invited over his company managers.
When everybody sat on the table, her mother noticed that a flatware set was missing.
"Susan, why didn’t you put flatware on Mr. Marc’s seat?"
"I thought that I didn’t have to, since dad told us that Mr. Marc, eats like a pig…"