Law of Pill Rejection
Any pill given to a cat has the potential energy to reach escape velocity.
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Have you read the book, "100-mile Horse Trek" Who wrote it?
Major Bumsore.
One day there was a woman who lost her cat named "LOVE."
It was pretty dark outside and she lived in New York.
So, thinking that he might be down the street, she put on her house-coat and went looking for him.
When a police officer stopped to ask what she was doing, she said very honestly, "I'm looking for LOVE."
The policeman arrested her on the spot.
What do cows read at the breakfast table?
The moospaper.
Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving?
They couldn't get the moose in the oven!
Vote:
Dogs and cats instinctively know the exact moment their owners will wake up.
Then they wake them 10 minutes sooner.
What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?
A bit of a shock really.
Roses are red.
Your blood is too.
You look like a monkey
And belong in a zoo.
Do not worry,
I'll be there too.
Not in the cage,
But laughing at you.
A guy walks into a Raptors bar with a dachshund under his arm.
The dog is wearing a "Toronto Raptors" jersey and helmet, and is festooned with "Raptors" pom-poms.
The bartender says: "Hey! No pets are allowed in here! You'll have to leave!"
The guy begs him: "Look, I'm desperate.
We're both big fans, the TV is broken, and this is the only place around where we can see the game!"
After securing a promise that the dog will behave, and warning him that he and the dog will be thrown out if there's any trouble, the bartender relents and allows them to stay in the bar and watch the game.
The big game begins and Vince Carter does a great slum dunk.
With that the dog jumps up on the bar, and begins walking up and down the bar giving high-fives to everyone.
The bartender says: "Wow, that is the most amazing thing I've ever seen!
What does the dog do if Raptors win?"
The owner replies: "I don't know, I've only had him for a half year."
How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?
Ten-tickles.