Joke #10231

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.

What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon? A hare dare.

How are tigers like sergeants in the army? They both wear stripes.

How do you f*ck a fat chick? Roll her in flour and find the wet spot.

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke? This one will sleigh you.

Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.

How does a frog confuse you? When he comes out and says he needed that nap and feels much better.

How do you confuse a frog? Put it in a round bowl and tell it to take a nap in the corner.

Customer: "Waiter, there’s a dead beetle in my soup." Waiter: "Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers."

What do you get if you cross a cow with a spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster? A cockerpoodlemoo.

A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passengers had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car. The officer looked down at the monkey and said "I wish you could talk." The monkey looked up at the officer and shook his head up and down. "You can understand what I'm saying?" asked the officer. Again, the monkey shook his head up and down. "Well, did you see this?" "Yes," motioned the monkey. "What happened?" The monkey pretended to have a can in his hand and turned it up by his mouth. "They were drinking?" asked the officer. "Yes." "What else?" The monkey pinched his fingers together and held them to his mouth. "They were smoking marijuana?" "Yes." "Now wait, you're saying your owners were drinking, and smoking marijuana before they wrecked." "Yes." "What were you doing during all this?" "Driving" motioned the monkey.