What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.
What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on him.
What do you get from a short-legged cow? Dragon milk.
A scientist and a philosopher were being chased by a hungry lion. The scientist made some quick calculations, he said “it’s no good trying to outrun it, its catching up”. The philosopher kept a little ahead and replied “I am not trying to outrun the lion, I am trying to outrun you !”
What's the important part of a horse? The manr part.
Chuck Norris does not buy ground beef, he just takes a whole cow, runs it through his beard, and fully cooked hamburgers come out.
Go to your back door and look for the dog. If the dog is at the door and he is wet, it's probably raining. But if the dog is standing there really soaking wet, it is probably raining really hard. If the dog's fur looks like it's been rubbed the wrong way, it's probably windy. If the dog has snow on his back, it's probably snowing. Of course, to be able to tell the weather like this, you have to leave the dog outside all the time, especially if you expect bad weather. Yours sincerely, The CAT
What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties? "Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo."
What do you call a trash bag full of mutilated laboratory monkeys? Rhesus Pieces.
Two skunks observed a deer hunter sneaking through the woods with a rifle. "I hope he's not going to shoot at us," said one skunk. The second skunk bowed his head and said, "Let us spray."
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air? A seahorse.