What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A Hot Cross bunny.
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Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
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Why do cows wear bells around their necks?
Because their horns don't work.
What country do cows love to visit?
Moo Zealand.
Three rabbits escape from a testing lab and find an entire field full of carrots.
They eat themselves into a stupor and sleep throughout the night.
The next morning, they find an entire field full of female rabbits with no males in sight.
They screw themselves into a stupor and sleep throughout the night.
The next morning, the rabbits get to talking.
"I'm gonna go back to that field of carrots," says one.
"I'm gonna go back to those cute little rabbits," says the second.
"I'm going back to the lab," says the third. "I'm dying for a cigarette."
Two cows were talking.One cow asked the other"
I wonder what hamburgers are made of?"
The other cow replied "YOUR MOM!
Why did the gag-writer turn green?
Cause the gag-writer was sick of writing frog jokes!
What kind of cars do rabbits drive?
Hop rods.
"Did you hear about the farmer who lost control of his tractor in the cow pasture?"
"No."
"Did he hurt the cows?"
"No, he just grazed them."
Curiosity didn't kill the cat.
Chuck Norris did.
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