Joke #10231

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.

Pavlov walks into a bar. The phone rings, and he says, "Damn, I forgot to feed the dog."

Patty was sitting in her back yard digging a hole to bury her dead goldfish. Mrs. Johnson, who lived next door, was watching her over the fence. Mrs. Johnson said, "Patty, what are you doing?" Patty said, "I'm digging a hole to bury my dead goldfish." Mrs. Johnson said, "Patty, don't you think that hole is a little BIG for a goldfish?" Patty said, "No...it's inside your damn cat!"

I went to the pet shop and asked for 12 bees The clerk counted out 13 bees and handed them over. "You've given me one too many" I said. "That one is a freebie"

A group of Americans were traveling by tour bus through Holland. As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goat's milk was used. She showed the group a lively hillside where many goats were grazing. "These," she explained, "are the older goats put out to pasture when they no longer produce." She then asked, "What do you do in America with your old goats?" A spry old gentleman answered, "They send us on bus tours!"

You said this horse could jump as high as a ten foot fence and he can't jump at all. Well neither can a fence!

Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.

Q: What was the last thing her husband said to her? A: I'll feed the dog, you feed the fish.

A man started to town with a fox, a goose, and a sack of corn. He came to a stream which he had to cross in a tiny boat. He could only take one across at a time. He could not leave the fox alone with the goose or the goose alone with the corn. How did he get them all safely over the stream? He took the goose over first and came back. Then he took the fox across and brought the goose back. Next he took the corn over. He came back alone and took the goose.

Why was the little bear so spoiled? Because its mother panda d to its every whim.

I had to get rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.