Where do steers go to dance? To the Meat Ball.
What do you call a neurotic octopus? A crazy, mixed-up squid.
What happens when you kiss a canary? You get chirpes, it can't be tweeted because its a canarial disease.
What's the difference between a reindeer and a snowball? They re both brown, except the snowball.
Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
Did you hear about Mike Tyson's horse? It got angry and bit at the champ!
You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
Where do Russian cows come from? Moscow.
A man received a phone call one day, and the caller asked if he had lost a parrot. He said that he had indeed lost the bird, but wanted to know how the caller located him. The called said that the bird had landed on his balcony and kept repeating, "Hi, you have reached 555-1234. I can't come to the phone right now, please leave a message at the tone."
Q: What do you call a cow during an earthquake? A: A milk shake.
What game do little cows like to play? Moonopoly.