Where do steers go to dance?
To the Meat Ball.
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The mouse and the elephant stay on the trunk of a smitten tree.
Near them passes the giraffe, who asks them:
Who pulled out this tree from his root?
Me off course, says the mouse, but the elephant helped a bit.
Teacher: "Who can tell me 5 wild animals?"
Little Johnny: "2 lions & 3 wolves."
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Q: What is a crowbar?
A: A place were crows go to get a drink!
Chuck Norris was mauled by a bear once, then the bear woke up and apologized.
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What did the bee say to the flower?
"Hi, honey."
First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts?
Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.
Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet?
It lives on ice.
