Where do steers go to dance?
To the Meat Ball.
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Paint their balls red and pretend they are cherries!
What's the loudest noise in the jungle?
Monkeys eating cherries...
What do you call a dinosaur drinking Tequila?
Tyrannosaurus Mex.
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The frog looks at the doctor and says, "Hey doc, can you get this wart off my ass?
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A: Becuase the "P" is silent.
A guy was walking along the street when he saw a crowd of people running towards him.
He stopped one of the runners and asked, "What’s happening?"
The runner replied breathlessly, "A lion has escaped from the zoo."
"Oh my, which way is it heading?"
"Well you don’t think we are chasing it, do you?"
YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND A ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY WALET.
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Reptiles.
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad!
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