Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
Every resturant has a drive thru when you're riding shotgun with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
Chuck Norris puts all of his baskets in one egg.
Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.
Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.