Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
Chuck Norris likes his steaks still mooing.
Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
Spilled milk cries over Chuck Norris.
Every resturant has a drive thru when you're riding shotgun with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
Bacons' favorite smell is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris, not Duke, stole the recipie for Bush's Baked Beans.