What did Zimbabweans have before candles?
Electricity.
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What do you call a fat Chinese prostitute?
Chun Ki Ho.
How do you keep 5 black guys from raping a white girl?
Throw them a basketball.
What's faster than a black guy running with a TV?
His brother with the DVD player.
Why are niggers afraid of chainsaws?
Because when you turn on a chainsaw it says "Run nigga nigga nigga Run nigga nigga nigga"
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What is a black persons's worst fear?
Child Support.
Whats black on top and white on the bottom?
Rape.
Q: How do you know if you have a asian neighbour?
A: They have been reported in over 10 car accidents on the news, their car has scratches, their on P's and they park one car on their driveway which is meant for to cars, and they park their second car in front of your house.
Why are there no mexicans on star trek?
They don't work in the future either.
Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people stealing it.
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How did the black guy escape from jail?
He unscrewed the light bulbs.
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