What did Zimbabweans have before candles?
Electricity.
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Why don't you play uno with Mexicans?
They steal all the green cards
How do you know if an Asian robbed you?
Your homework is done and cats gone.
What do you call two niggers in a sleeping bag?
Twix...
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Three guys (Asian, American, and a Mexican) are on a hot air balloon trying to get back home.
Something punctured the hot air balloon so now its going down really fast.
The three guys decided to throw stuff that they don't need away so the balloon won't fall down too fast.
The Asian threw away rice and said, "I have a lot of this in my country."
The Mexican threw away beans and said, "I have a lot of this in my country."
The American threw over the Mexican.
The Asian was like, "Why did you do that for?"
The American said, "We have a lot of these in my country."
What did God say when he created the first nigger?
Opps, I put the pubes on his head.
Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit?
A: About 9 months.
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Why do white people have pets?
Because the aren't allowed black people anymore...
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a trampoline?
A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
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Two Jewish guys are walking when one notices a sign on a Catholic church that says "Convert to Christianity, and we'll give you $100."
The one says to the other, "should we do it?"
The other says "NO!! Are you crazy?"
The first guy replies "Hey, a hundred dollars is a hundred dollars... I'm gonna do it."
So he walks in to the church, and little while later, he walks back out.
The friend says "well, did you get the money?"
He replies "Oh that's all you people think about, isn't it?"
Black man says to siri: "Take me home"
Siri replies: "Taking you the quickest route to jail."
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