What did Zimbabweans have before candles?
Electricity.
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A: My bike.
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A: Out of date farming tools.
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Why do decent white folks shop at nigger yard sales?
To get all their stuff back.
How long does it take a black lady to shit?
About 9 months.
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Q: How do you kill 1000 Jews at once?
A: Throw a dollar off a cliff.
There are four people from different counties on the Empire State Building. One is Japanese, one is French, one is Mexican, and one is American.
They all want to throw something off the building that they have a lot of in their country.
The Japanese guy goes first. He throws off sushi.
There is a lot of sushi in my country.
Next is the French guy. He throws off a condom.
There is too much love in my country.
Next is the Mexican. He throws off a taco.
There is too much taco in my country.
Next goes the American. He looks around him and picks the Mexican up and throws him of the building and says:
There are too much Mexicans in my country.
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Q: Why was the black baby crying?
A: He had diarea and thought he was melting.
Q: How do you know Noah was a White man?
A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!
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Q: Whats different between a Mexican and a Pothole?
A: We serve when we see potholes in the middle of the road.
Why are niggers afraid of chainsaws?
Because when you turn on a chainsaw it says "Run nigga nigga nigga Run nigga nigga nigga"
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