What did Zimbabweans have before candles? Electricity.
How do you start a Jewish parade? Throw a penny down main street.
How do you remove one thousand flies in one motion? Slap a Kenyan in the face.
Q: Do you know why so many blacks were killed in Vietnam? A: Because every time the seargeant said: "Get down!" they stood up and started dancing.
Whats the difference between usain bolt and hitler? Usain bolt can finish a race...
what do you call a nigger woman having an abortion? A crime stopper!
I saw a black guy running with a new blu-ray player, and it looked just like mine. So I called my wife, but it turned out ours was still at home picking cotton.
Q: What's the difference between bigfoot and a hard working black man? A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
Guys, enough with the Asian jokes...they're all the same.
Once Odhiambo a dark kenyan man was travelling to london by air sitting next to a white lady with his pet monkey. Oodhiambo stood up and went to the washrooms and when he came back he found his bunch of bananas missing. He asked the white lady "Sorry your brother here ate them all" she said while patting the monkey. After a while the lady got up and went to the washroom to come back and find his pet monkey dead She inquired on the matter, Odhiambo camly replied "I killed it." "Why?" asked the lady. He replied "This is family matter it doesnt concern you."
What did the Asian parents name their retarded baby. Sum ting wong.