What did Zimbabweans have before candles? Electricity.
What do you call a Mexican knight? The Chosen Juan.
Why do mexicans walk around the school like they own the place? Cause there dad built it and there mom cleans it at night.
Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
Q: What's long and black and smells like shit? A: The welfare line.
What do u call 4 mexicans sinking in quicksand? Quatro,sinko.
Rappers are like the pens at the bank. They all have chains on them, and don't write very well.
I walked out of the store and saw a car full of black people lock their car doors i felt pretty badass until i realized it was my car.
Q: Why did the Republican cross the road? A: There was a black guy on the first side.
What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down the hill? A mudslide.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower? Unemployed.