Why shouldn't white people go swimming?
Because crackers get soggy when wet.
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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Just Juan.
Why do decent white folks shop at nigger yard sales?
To get all their stuff back.
One day I was walking on the streets when I saw someone running.
I stopped and asked them what happened, they said their neighbor lived in the dark and came today with black face.
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A nigger and a spic fall from a tree, who hits the ground first?
The spic, the nigger never makes it because he's stopped by the rope.
How do you kill 10,000 Mexicans?
Throw a peso over a cliff.
How do you kill 10,000 more?
Tell them nobody got it.
I just saw a mexjcan guy walking down the street with a tv and I thought " wow, that looks just like mine."
But I knew mine was at home shining my shoes.
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Q: Why are native Americans effective strippers?
A: When they dance they make it rain.
I don't understand why everyone hates black people so much.
Black people are great!
Everyone should own one!
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What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one.
The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.
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Q: What is long and black?
A: An unemployment line
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