Why shouldn't white people go swimming? Because crackers get soggy when wet.
A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home? 1st kid says, "A computer." Teacher replies "That'd be very useful" 2nd kid says "A new lawn mower." Teacher replies with a similar response... Little Johnny pops up and says, "At my house we don"t need anything." The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something... Little Johnny replies, "Nope, i'm sure of it. Whenever my sister started going out with a NIGGER, i remember my dad saying, "Well, thats the last f*cking thing we need."
How does a black woman know when she's pregnant? When she pulls out her tampon all the cotton is picked off.
What does a black person and Batman have in common? They both can't leave home without Robbin.
What the number one crime in asia? Identity theft.
Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroid's.
A cowboy and a retard are sitting at home bored. The cowboy says," let's go down to the bowling alley and beat up niggers." The retard says ," OK ". When they arrive , the cowboy sees five black dudes bowling. He goes over and starts beating their asses. He stops and looks to see the retard smashing bowling balls with a sledgehammer. He goes over and says, " hey... I thought we was gonna beat up niggers?" The retard responds, " yeah...you get the live ones, I'll kill the eggs ."
What’s black with only one leg? A lame nigger!
Q: What do you call a black guy with a fan? A: Antique air conditioner.
Once you go asian you never miss an equation.