Why shouldn't white people go swimming? Because crackers get soggy when wet.
Q: What do you call the most powerful white man on the planet? A: The President of the Unit...sh*t.
Q: What do you call the ashes of a white person in a jar? A: A jar of mayonnaise.
How do you fry a Mexican? You turn on the fence.
What do you name an Asian baby with problems? Sum ting wong.
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroid's.
Your mama is so black you can only see her eyes and teeth at night.
Why do decent white folks shop at nigger yard sales? To get all their stuff back.
Q: What do you call a holy redneck with absolutely no family? A: The Sole inbred.
There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship. The ship was sinking so the black guy said, "quick throw off anything we don't need." The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.