Why shouldn't white people go swimming?
Because crackers get soggy when wet.
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The travelin' Texan picked up a sweet young thang in a bar and after several rounds, ordered the biggest steaks they had.
Later, they retired to his room, naturally the largest in the hotel.
As they undressed, he said, "I'm from Fort Worth, Texas, and we have the biggest of everything."
The girl only nodded and smiled.
As they began to make love, he exclaimed, "Golleeeee, lil' Lady! What part of Texas y'all from?"
There are 4 guys in a car, 1 from Iowa,1 from Wisconsin, 1 from Florida, and 1 from Illinois.
The guy from Florida says "I’m tired of seeing oranges everyday" so he throws some oranges out the window.
So then the guy from Iowa says "I’m tired of seeing Corn everyday" so he throws some corn out the window.
The guy from Wisconsin is very inspired so he opens the door and pushs the guy from Illinois out of the car!
Q: Have you ever seen a black person on the jetsons?
A: NO. Looks like a good future doesn't it?
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill?
A Avalanche.
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Q: What's the best thing about a blowjob from an Ethiopian?
A: You know they'll swallow.
What do spongebob and an asian have in common?
They're both yellow and cant drive.
How do you know if an Asian robbed you?
Your homework is done and cats gone.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
Throw a spoon down the stairs.
CHING CHANG CHONG TING.
How do you blindfold an Asian?
With dental floss!
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