Why shouldn't white people go swimming?
Because crackers get soggy when wet.
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Why don't black people pay rent?
Because jail is free.
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A black guys is walking through the woods, he starts to hear a sounds.
It goes ching chong wu.
So he starts to walk to wear he heard the sound.
Soon enough he comes across a Chinese guy and a river.
The black guy ask was that noise.
The Chinese guy say, every time I throw a quarter in this river it tells me a name of an old relative.
See watch, Chinese guy throws a quarter, ching chong chun.
The black guy says let me try.
He throws a quarter in and the river says, chimpanzee.
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Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
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How many Mexicans does it take to knock out paquiao?
Only Juan.
A Pakistani boy took admission in an American school...
Teacher: "Whats your name?"
Boy: "Nadir"
Teacher: "No, now you are in America, your name is Johnny from today."
Boy went home and his mother asked: "How was the day Nadir?"
Boy: "I am an American now, so call me Johnny."
Mom and Dad both got offended and beat him up. Next day he was back to school all bruised...
Teacher: "What happened Johnny?"
Boy: "Ma'm, just 6 hours after I became American, I was attacked by two Pakistani terrorists."
Q: Why did the Republican cross the road?
A: There was a black guy on the first side.
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Q: How many Ethiopians can you fit into a telephone booth?
A: All of them.
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Saw this bumper sticker in L.A. - "I'm not drunk, I'm Asian"
How does a black woman know when she's pregnant?
When she pulls out her tampon all the cotton is picked off.
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