Why shouldn't white people go swimming? Because crackers get soggy when wet.
How many Mexicans does it take to knock out paquiao? Only Juan.
Q: How do you know Noah was a White man? A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!
How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers? He promised to create jobs for them if elected.
An old Jewish man gets on the subway in New York and sees a priest. He notices the white collar, and decides to ask what it’s about. "Why do you wear your collar backwards?" The old Jewish man asks. The Priest, being polite, responds, "Well, Sir, because I’m a father." "I am a father too, but I wear my collar normal." "Yes," the Priest begins, "but I am father of many." The old Jewish man shakes his head. "I have 8 children, and so many grandchildren I don’t know most their names, and still my collar isn’t backwards." The priest, aggitated, slams his fist in his palm "Sir! I am the father of hundreds!" The elderly Jewish man, beweildered, stands to get off the subway, and leans over to the priest "Mister, maybe you should start wearing your pants backwards."
Q: How many white people does it take to clean a toilet? A: None, that's a nigger's job.
Q: What do you call a black priest? A: Holy Shit.
God made everyone different he got tired when he made china.
What the number one crime in asia? Identity theft.
What did God say when he created the first nigger? Opps, I put the pubes on his head.
Q: What do you call a holy redneck with absolutely no family? A: The Sole inbred.