Why shouldn't white people go swimming?
Because crackers get soggy when wet.
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A: He gets disoriented!
Q: What do you call a white person engulfed in flames?
A: A firecracker.
Q: What's worse than holocaust?
A: 6M Jews.
Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza.
A: One comes out of the oven alive.
What do you call a bunch of niggers in a school bus?
A rotten banana.
Why are black people so tall?
Because their knee-grows.
There is a 3 story apartment building with 1 apartment on each floor.
A white family lives on the top floor.
A mexican family lives on the second floor.
A nigger family lives on the botom floor.
At 2:00 PM in the afternoon a terrrible tornado hits the building, totally destroying it.
Which family lived?
The White family, because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.
A white man walking down a beach kicks up a lamp, with hope he rubs the lamp.
Sure enough a genie pops out, and says, "I will grant you 3 wishes but be warned every black person in the world will get double what you wish."
After a thought he says he's got it.
"My first wish is i want a million dollars."
Genie "your wish has been granted and every black person now has 2 million dollars."
Man "Ok my second wish i want 10 thousand acres Genie.."
Granted but every black person in the world now has 20 thousand acres.
"And now you have but one wish."
"The man replies with my final wish... i wish you to beat me half to death."
what do you call a nigger woman having an abortion?
A crime stopper!
Q: What is black white and rolls around in the sand?
A: A black man and a segal fighting over a carp.
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