Why shouldn't white people go swimming? Because crackers get soggy when wet.
Q: How was copper wire invented? A: Two jews fighting over a penny.
What do you call a mexican having a shower? A miracle.
What is the difference between a Mexican and a book? A book has papers.
Q: How do you start a black parade? A: Roll a 40 down the street.
There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving? The Cop
New York was having a problem with too many pigeons in the city. The mayor of New York placed an ad asking for help to get rid of the pigeons in the city. A man responded to the ad. The man said that he would get rid of all of the pigeons in New York for $1million. He stated that he would stand behind his work and that he had very good credentials. There was only one stipulation, any questions that were asked would cost the city an additional $1million if answered. The mayor agreed to the terms. The man went to his car and brought back a small box. He opened the box and pulled out a pink pigeon. He released the pigeon into the air. Soon all of the pigeons in the city were following this pigeon. The pink pigeon lead all of the city's pigeons over the ocean and one by one the pigeons began to tire and fell into the ocean and died. The pink pigeon returned to it's owner and was given a soft pat on the back and put back into the box. The mayor was totally amazed by this. The mayor complimented the man on his magnificent work. The mayor told the man that he had a question for him. The man reminded the mayor that any questions to be answered would cost an additional $1million. The mayor said that his question was worth the cost. The mayor asked the man if he happened to have any pink niggers.
Whats the simalarites between a fence and a white person? They both get jumped by Mexican and black people
Q: What's the difference between racist jokes and kids with cancer? A: They never get old.
If pretty women from the south are southern bells, would that make pretty women from Mexico taco bells?