Why shouldn't white people go swimming?
Because crackers get soggy when wet.
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What do you call an Asian billionare.
Cha Ching.
Q: What do you call a cremated black person?
A: 100% cocoa powder.
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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman working on the top of a cliff. The Englishman said, "If I have cheese in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off this cliff."
The Scotsman said, "If I have jam in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff."
The Irishman said, "If I have ham tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff."
The next day, the Englishman had cheese, the Irishman had ham, and the Scotsman had jam. So they all jumped.
At the funerals, the wives of the Scotsman and Englishman said, "Why didn't they just tell us they didn't like their sandwiches?"
The Irish lady said, "I don't know why my husband jumped off the cliff. He made his own sandwiches."
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Q: What did the Alabama Sheriff call the black man who shot himself 15 times?
A: The worst suicide case he has ever seen.
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There was a tornado in my area the other day.
The sky was so black; it took my bike.
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One day I was walking on the streets when I saw someone running.
I stopped and asked them what happened, they said their neighbor lived in the dark and came today with black face.
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Failed my biology test today:
They asked, "What is commonly found in cells?"
Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.
Have you heard of the new black Barbie doll?
It comes with 6 kids, AIDS, and a welfare check!
A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car.
Who's driving?
A cop!
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What do you call two niggers in a sleeping bag?
Twix...
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