Why shouldn't white people go swimming? Because crackers get soggy when wet.
Q: How do you piss off a white person? A: Call him a racist.
What do you name an Asian baby with problems? Sum ting wong.
How do you fit 54 Jews in a car? 2 in the front 2 in the back and 50 in the ashtray.
I was going to tell a chinese joke, but it's just wong.
What did the Asian parents name their retarded baby. Sum ting wong.
You know your f*cked when the Asian says, "shit", during the test.
Q: What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck? A: A good days hunting.
Q:What's the most dangerous job in America? A: The graveyard shift at a KFC in the projects.
Q: Why are there only two paulbears at a black guys funeral? A: There are only two handles on a garbage can.
Do not be racist , be like Mario. He's an italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks english, looks like a mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a jew!