Why shouldn't white people go swimming?
Because crackers get soggy when wet.
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How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers?
He promised to create jobs for them if elected.
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Why do mexicans walk around the school like they own the place?
Cause there dad built it and there mom cleans it at night.
One day I was walking on the streets when I saw someone running.
I stopped and asked them what happened, they said their neighbor lived in the dark and came today with black face.
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What the number one crime in asia?
Identity theft.
An American was hopelessly lost in the Highlands and wandered about for nearly a week.
Finally, on the seventh day he met a kilted inhabitant.
"Thank heaven I’ve met someone," he cried. "I’ve been lost for the last week."
"Is there a reward out for you?" asked the Scotsman.
"No," said the American.
"Then I’m afraid you’re still lost," was the reply.
Why is there no mexican olympics?
Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder.
Q: Whats the difference between a black person and an apple?
A: The apple falls from the tree.
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Did you hear the NFL is changing the color off the football to green?
Yeah, you ever hear of a black person droping a watermelon?
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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.
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What did the black epileptic have written on his t-shirt?
"Help I'm not break dancing"
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