Joke #1068

Q: What's the difference between jews and boyscouts? A: Boyscouts come back from their camp.
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What do the KKK and Nike have in common? They both make a nigga run faster.
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Rappers are like the pens at the bank. They all have chains on them, and don't write very well.
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Remember the black guy from the Jetsons? Ain't the future great?
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Why do black people only have nightmares? We killed the only one with a dream.
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