Q: What's the difference between jews and boyscouts?
A: Boyscouts come back from their camp.
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You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
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A miracle.
God made each and everyone of us until he got to China.
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A: A paragraph because he's too short to be an essay!
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A white man walking down a beach kicks up a lamp, with hope he rubs the lamp.
Sure enough a genie pops out, and says, "I will grant you 3 wishes but be warned every black person in the world will get double what you wish."
After a thought he says he's got it.
"My first wish is i want a million dollars."
Genie "your wish has been granted and every black person now has 2 million dollars."
Man "Ok my second wish i want 10 thousand acres Genie.."
Granted but every black person in the world now has 20 thousand acres.
"And now you have but one wish."
"The man replies with my final wish... i wish you to beat me half to death."
Your mama is so black you can only see her eyes and teeth at night.
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Q: How do u know a black person has been in your house?
A: Everything has gone.
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