Joke #1068

Q: What's the difference between jews and boyscouts? A: Boyscouts come back from their camp.

Why do police dogs lick their balls? To get the taste of Nigger out their mouths.

I thought I was real racist because I was liking those black men so black that if you looked at a picture of them, it looks like a negative.

Tyrone' s 1st day in the first grade he comes home crying. When his mother ask why he replays. "The teacher told us to say our abc' s and all the little white boys could say them and I could only get to e why is that." Mom says "cause u black and they white." Next day Tyrone is crying again . "What's wrong today Tyrone" his mother ask. Tyrone said "teacher told us to count to 100 and all the little white boys did but I could only get to 10 why is that." Mom says "cause u black and they white." Next day he comes home smiling. "What happened today Tyrone?" Tyrone says mama "we went to the bathroom and my thing was biggest of all . Is that cause I'm black and they white." Mama says "no Tyrone it's cause u 17 and they 6."

Q: What do you call a redneck virgin? A: A 7 year old that can run faster than her brothers.

Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one Scottish are out walking along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give you each one wish, that’s three wishes in total," says the Genie. The Scottish guy says, "I am a fisherman, my Dad’s a fisherman, his Dad was a fisherman and my son will be one too. I want all the oceans full of fish for all eternity." So, with a blink of the Genie’s eye "poof" the oceans were teaming with fish. The Englishman was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around England, protecting her, so that no one will get in for all eternity." Again, with a blink of the Genie’s eye "poof" there was a huge wall around England. The Irishman asks, "I’m very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it’s about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick, protecting England so that nothing can get in or out." The Irishman says, "Fill it up with water."

Why do white people have pets? Because the aren't allowed black people anymore...

Why do mexicans walk around the school like they own the place? Cause there dad built it and there mom cleans it at night.

How do you get a Jewish girl's number? You pull up her sleeve.

What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? A Avalanche.

My uncle was a racist piano player, all his work sounded awful because he skipped all the black keys.