Q: What's the difference between jews and boyscouts?
A: Boyscouts come back from their camp.
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How do you suffocate a nigger?
Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.
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Whats the only thing darker than a black man?
His Future.
Why do Mexicans cross the border in pairs?
Because it says "No Tres-Passing"
In the winter of 1926, Thelma Goldstein from Chicago treated herself to her first real vacation in Florida.
Being unfamiliar with the area, she wandered into a restricted hotel in North Miami.
"Excuse me," she said to the manager. "My name is Mrs. Goldstein, and I’d like a small room for two weeks."
"I’m awfully sorry," he replied, "but all of our rooms are occupied."
Just as he said that, a man came down and checked out.
"What luck," said Mrs. Goldstein. "Now there’s a room.
"Not so fast, Madam. I’m sorry, but this hotel is restricted. No Jews allowed."
"Jewish? Who’s Jewish? I happen to be Catholic."
"I find that hard to believe. Let me ask you, who was the Son of God?"
"Jesus, Son of Mary."
"Where was he born?"
"In a stable."
"And why was he born in a stable?"
"Because a schmuck like you wouldn’t let a Jew rent a room in his hotel!"
Q: Whats the most worthless thing on a woman's body?
A: A Mexican.
Why do black people have nice shoes and nice cars but not nice houses?
Because they haven't figured out how to steal houses yet!
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Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died?
A: A black widow.
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I've got this black friend... just kidding.
Why are black people & vending machines the same?
Because they both don't work & they both steal your money.
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