Q: What's the difference between jews and boyscouts? A: Boyscouts come back from their camp.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
Yesterday, I failed my biology exam. The question was: "Name something commonly found in cells." Apparently, Niggers wasn't the right answer.
What did God say when he created the first nigger? Opps, I put the pubes on his head.
A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home? 1st kid says, "A computer." Teacher replies "That'd be very useful" 2nd kid says "A new lawn mower." Teacher replies with a similar response... Little Johnny pops up and says, "At my house we don"t need anything." The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something... Little Johnny replies, "Nope, i'm sure of it. Whenever my sister started going out with a NIGGER, i remember my dad saying, "Well, thats the last f*cking thing we need."
How do you get a Jewish girl's number? You pull up her sleeve.
Q: Why do white people scare black people? A: Cause they always try kill your ass.
What do you call a nigger with a regular job, who doesn’t drive a lowrider, sleeps in the same bed every night, doesn’t collect welfare, and doesn’t rape White women? An inmate.
What has two wings and a halo? A Chinese telephone. Wing, Wing, Halo
Q: Why do Mexicans have tamales for Christmas? A: So they'll have something to unwrap.
Q: What do you call a black light? A: A mixed person that shines too bright.