Q: What's the difference between jews and boyscouts?
A: Boyscouts come back from their camp.
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What do you do if you see a black man flopping around on the ground?
Stop laughing and reload.
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Q: Why don't black people like asprin?
A: They're sick of picking through cotton.
What happens to black people after they die?
Nigger Mortis.
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A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home?
1st kid says, "A computer."
Teacher replies "That'd be very useful"
2nd kid says "A new lawn mower."
Teacher replies with a similar response...
Little Johnny pops up and says, "At my house we don"t need anything."
The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something...
Little Johnny replies, "Nope, i'm sure of it. Whenever my sister started going out with a NIGGER, i remember my dad saying, "Well, thats the last f*cking thing we need."
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How do you fit 54 Jews in a car?
2 in the front 2 in the back and 50 in the ashtray.
Q: What is the official sport of Mexico?
A: Border jump
Why don't you play uno with Mexicans?
They steal all the green cards
Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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A white guy goes into a bar and sees a black bartender.
He says, "yo, nigger, get me a beer!"
The bartender says, "that's very rude. How would you like it if I talked to you like that?"
The white guy says, "let's switch places and see!"
So they switch places.
The bartender says, " yo, cracka, get me a beer!"
The white guy says, "sorry, we don't serve niggers here!"
I don't understand why everyone hates black people so much.
Black people are great!
Everyone should own one!
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