Q: What's the difference between jews and boyscouts? A: Boyscouts come back from their camp.
Whats the simalarites between a fence and a white person? They both get jumped by Mexican and black people
How do you tell when time is reversing? When a Jew drops a coin on the ground.
What did God say when he made the first black man? "Damn, I burnt one."
I was going to tell a chinese joke, but it's just wong.
What do u call a bunch of black buried up to their heads in dirt? Afro turf.
A white man walks into a bar and says to a bartender "Hey nigger. Gimme a beer". The bartender says "Don't say that to me. What happened if I said something like that to you?". "The white man says "I don't know lets find out". They switch places. The black comes in and said "Hey honkey, gimme a f*ckin' beer". The white man says "Sorry. We don't serve niggers"
Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Q: What's faster then a black guy running down the street with your TV? A: His brother behind him with the VCR.
A large cruise ship strikes an iceberg and slowly begins to sink. The captain declares he is going to need to remove some weight from the boat or it will surely sink. He says to be fair, and not discriminate, we will have to call out people in alphabetical order to jump off the ship. Everyone agrees this is the only fair way. The captain then declares "All African Americans, jump overboard!" A niglet tells his dad"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet" The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all black people to jump overboard." The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet" The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we still haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all colored people to jump overboard." The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "I said shut up son, we be niggers today!"
I saw a black guy running with a new blu-ray player, and it looked just like mine. So I called my wife, but it turned out ours was still at home picking cotton.