Q: What's the difference between jews and boyscouts? A: Boyscouts come back from their camp.
Q: Know how to solve the Serbian/Bosnian problem in less than 48 hours? A: Put Janet Reno in charge.
Q: Why should you be more afraid of a white guy in jail than a black guy? A: You know the white guy actually committed the crime.
My uncle was a racist piano player, all his work sounded awful because he skipped all the black keys.
A Pakistani boy took admission in an American school... Teacher: "Whats your name?" Boy: "Nadir" Teacher: "No, now you are in America, your name is Johnny from today." Boy went home and his mother asked: "How was the day Nadir?" Boy: "I am an American now, so call me Johnny." Mom and Dad both got offended and beat him up. Next day he was back to school all bruised... Teacher: "What happened Johnny?" Boy: "Ma'm, just 6 hours after I became American, I was attacked by two Pakistani terrorists."
I was going to tell a chinese joke, but it's just wong.
What do the KKK and Nike have in common? They both make a nigga run faster.
What do you call Americans pushing a car up the hill? a: White Power. What do you call Asians pushing a car up the hill? a: Asian Power. What do you call Mexicans pushing a car up the hill? a: Grand Theft Auto.
Rappers are like the pens at the bank. They all have chains on them, and don't write very well.
Remember the black guy from the Jetsons? Ain't the future great?
Why do black people only have nightmares? We killed the only one with a dream.