Joke #1068

Q: What's the difference between jews and boyscouts? A: Boyscouts come back from their camp.

Q: What do you call a fat black man laying down? A: KitKat Chunky.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief that can't drive.

Q: What do you call a baby Mexican? A: A paragraph because he's too short to be an essay!

What do a tornado and a black person have in common? It only takes one to ruin a good neighborhood.

Q: What's the difference between a toilet and a Kardashian? A: Nothing! They both accept big brown stinky turds!

There was three Mexicans walking down the street when three old white guys approached them. The first white man said: Whats up wet backs. The first mexican said: I am not wet, I am just greasy from stealing car parts. The second old man said: What the hells that smell, smells like beanery. The second Mexican replies: It don't smell like beanery, we just got back from taco bell. The third mexican says: YaYA, amigo, we just got back from Taco Bell. The third white guys says: I was talking to the bean, not the whole damn burrito.

Three guys are stranded on a island; black guy, white guy, and a Mexican. They come across a Indian tribe, the chief said" go into the forest and pick a fruit and bring it back. We are going to shove it up your ass, if you scream we will cut off your head". The white guy goes in and brings back a banana they shove it up his ass he screamed soo they cut off his head. The Mexican goes in and comes back with a grape they shove it up his ass he screams. They all look at his and ask" why you scream?" The Mexican says" because the black guy is coming back with a watermelon.

Why is life like a box of fruit? Because when they go bad, they go black!

I'm not racist cuz racism is a crime, and crime ends in jail, and jail is for blacks.

Q: Did you hear about the new black breakfast cereal? A: It's called "Nuttin' Bitch!"