Joke #10380

Chuck Norris is under contract with Zales and DeBeer not to eat coal.
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There a ventriloquist telling blond joke . A blond comes storming up on stage and start says"blonds can be smart to you know,and I'm smart, I should know." The ventriloquist says" ok ok I'm sorry I won't do it again" then the blond says "you shut up and stay out of this cuz I'm talking to the jurk on your knee"
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Two blondes were talking together: First: "How about your engaged Jim? Is he keeping well?" Second: "He isn't just now my engaged." First: Hi good news. His nose was too big and his head was bald with an ugly face!" Second: "He is now my husband!"
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Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards? A: She wanted to gain weight!
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has 49.30 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: athlete, blonde, fat, stupid
A blonde walked into a gas station and said to the manager, "I locked my keys in my car. Do you have a coat hanger or something I can stick through the window to unlock the door?" "Why sure," said the manager, "We have something that works especially well for that." A couple minutes later, the manager walked outside to see how the blonde was doing and he heard another voice. "No, no! A little to the left," said the other blonde inside the car.
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What did the blonde say when she found out that she was pregnant? I hope it's not mine.
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How does a blond spell farm? E-I-E-I-O
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A blonde walks into a gas station and says to the manager, "I locked my keys in my car. Do you have a coat hanger or something I can stick through the window to unlock the door?" The manager gives the blonde a bent coat hanger. A few minutes later, he goes out to check on her. As her approaches the blonde working the hanger in window, he notices another blonde inside the car, coaching "No, no! A little to the left."
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Q: What do you call an eternity? A: Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop.
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Q: What's a blonde's favorite drink A: A cocktail.
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Q. What's a blonde's idea of safe sex? A. Locking the car door.
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has 52.41 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, sex