What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
Last year’s hide and seek champ.
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If you drop a blonde and a brunette 100ft, which hits the ground first?
The brunette.
The blonde has to ask directions on the way down.
Q: How do you drown a blond?
A: Don't tell her to swallow.
Two blondes walk into a building... you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.
Tired of constant blonde jokes, a blonde dyes her hair brown.
She then goes for a drive in the country and sees a shepherd herding his sheep across the road.
"Hey, shepherd, if I guess how many sheep are here, can I keep one?"
The shepherd is puzzled but agrees. She blurts out "352!"
He is stunned but keeps his word and allows her to pick a sheep.
"I'll take this one," she says proudly. "It's the cutest!"
"Hey lady," says the shepherd, "if I guess your real hair color, can I have my dog back?"
Two blondes are walking down the road when one says "Look at that dog with one eye!"
The other blonde covers one of her eyes and says "Where?"
How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday morning?
Tell her a joke on Friday night.
Q: What do bleached blondes and airplanes both have in common?
A: They both have a black box.
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
I wonder if it's mine.
What does a blonde say after having sex?
What team do you guys play for?