Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
What did the male squirrel say when the female attacked him... Get away from my nuts.
Chuck Norris isn't a cat person but if he was, he would own 3 lions, a snow leopard, and cougar.
How do you know when there's a rabbit in your bed? You can smell the carrots on his breath.
What did the dog say to the hot dog bun? "Are you pure bred?"
The priest in a small Irish village loved the rooster and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church. One Sunday morning, before mass, he went to feed the birds and discovered that the cock was missing. He knew about cock fights in the village, so he questioned his parishioners in church. During mass, he asked the congregation, 'Has anybody got a cock? All the men stood up. 'No, no,' he said, 'that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?' All the women stood up. 'No, no,' he said, 'that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn' t belong to them?' Half the women stood up. 'No, no,' he said, 'that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen MY cock?' Sixteen altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up. The priest fainted.
What's a pet's favorite day? Saint Petrick's Day.
Q: Why can't black kids play in the the sandbox? A: Because the cats keep covering them up.
Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says: "Dam"
Why did the dolphin feel crabby? Because he ate too many crabs.
Q: Why is the old, worn out horse named Flattery? A: Because it gets you nowhere.