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Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
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Why do zebras have stripes? Because the spots where all over.
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Q: Why are fish so smart? A: Because they live in schools.
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What is slimy and wobbly, tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas? A red jellyfish.
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Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
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Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet? It lives on ice.
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Q: What's invisible and smells like carrots? A: Bunny farts!
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How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? Look for gray hares.
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Q. What do frogs do with paper? A. Rip-it!
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Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to heaven, God asked her how she liked being on earth. She told the Lord that it was awful, she had to sleep in cold back alleys where there was no food and life was hard. God told her that he was sorry it had had turned out that way but here, in heaven, she would be happy and He would give her the most comfortable, warm pillow to sleep on. The cat laid down upon the pillow and was happy. A few days later, about a dozen mice that came to heaven together and God asked them how they had liked earth. Earth was no better for them than it was the cat. They explained to God that it was tough and exhausting and their feet were worn out from always running from cats and dogs and people. God felt bad for the mice and decided to give them rollerskates. One day God sees the cat again and asked her how she was liking heaven. She explained that it was absolutely wonderful. The pillow he gave her was the most comfortable place that she had ever slept on, but even better than the pillow were the meals on wheels.
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A blond a, a brunette and a redhead were at the top of a cliff looking down at the beach. Suddenly a genie appears to them and says "I will grant you each one wish if you'll jump off the side of this cliff." So the redhead jumps off and shouts "Seagull" and turns into a seagull and flies away. Then the brunette jumps off and shouts "Whale" and turns into a whale, falls into the sea and swims away. Finally the blond runs towards the cliff edge, but trips at the last second, as as she falls she shouts out "Shit"
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