Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor?
Rabbit Hood.
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What’s a black spot between two white spots?
A fly with cotton wool in her ears!
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A cowch potato.
Why do lions always eat raw meat?
"Because they don't know how to cook."
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Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong
Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
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First Caribou: What kind of math do owls like?
Second Caribou: Owlgebra.
What happened when the shark became famous?
He tured into a starfish.
Crocodiles are easy.
They try to kill and eat you.
People are harder.
Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first.
- Steve Irwin (1962 - 2006)
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