Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor?
Rabbit Hood.
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When is a lion not a lion?
When he turns into his cage.
What did the frog say to the fly?
You are really starting to bug me!
Chuck Norris once had a pet monkey...his name was KING KONG
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‘I spilled spot remover on my dog.
Now he’s gone.’
Steven Wright
A guy enters a bar carrying an alligator.
Says to the patrons, "Here’s a deal.
I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside.
The gator will close his mouth for one minute, then open it, and I'll remove my unit unscathed.
If it works, everyone buys me drinks."
The crowd agrees.
The guy drops his pants and puts his privates in the gator's mouth.
Gator closes mouth.
After a minute, the guy grabs a beer bottle and bangs the gator on the top of its head.
The gator opens wide, and he removes his genitals unscathed. Everyone buys him drinks.
Then he says: "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try."
After a while, a hand goes up in the back of the bar.
It's a woman.
"I'll give it a try," she says, "but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle."
Q. Where do polar bears vote?
A. The North Poll.
One day some soldiers from a nearby Army camp saw a boy leading a donkey.
They thought they would have some fun with him.
"Say, boy," called out one of the soldiers.
"You sure are keeping a tight rein on your brother, aren't you?"
"Sure am," said the boy.
"If I didn't he would probably join the Army."
Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse.
He uses a lion.
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