Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor?
Rabbit Hood.
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A turtle is crossing the road when he's mugged by two snails.
When the police show up, they ask him what happened.
The shaken turtle replies, "I don't know. It all happened so fast."
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant?
An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.
Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.
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Why didn't the teddy bear eat his lunch?
(Because he was stuffed!)
Q. What's green and red?
A. A very mad frog.
Q: What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?
A: Bison.
What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead?
Unsightly facial hare.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
a lickalotapus.
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?"
"None," replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away."
"Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you're thinking."
Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?"
"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone."
"No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking."
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