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What's green and red? A very mad frog.
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What animal do you look like when you get into the bath? A little bear.
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What does the fox say? Whatever the hell Chuck Norris tells him to.
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Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain...the snake died.
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Where do rabbits go after their wedding? On their bunnymoon.
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Q:Why do ducks have webbed feet? A:To stamp out fires. Q:Why do elephants have flat feet? A:To stamp out burning ducks
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Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'" Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?" Mother: "Because we need the eggs."
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Q. Why are fish so smart? Q. Why are fish so smart A. Because they swim in schools!
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What is the slowest racehorse in the world? A clotheshorse.
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