Q:Why did the cow cross the road?
A:To go to the moo-vies.
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Glass flippers.
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His wife said laughing, "That's a CAT ..."
He said back to his wife, "I am talking to the cat!"
How do you know when there's a rabbit in your bed?
You can smell the carrots on his breath.
Q: What is height of De-hydration?
A: A cow giving milk powder.
Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
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Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
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What's a skunk's philosophy of life?
Eat, stink and be merry.
Two cows were talking.One cow asked the other"
I wonder what hamburgers are made of?"
The other cow replied "YOUR MOM!
One day, a guy decides to go ice fishing.
He gets out onto the ice and starts making a hole with his ice augur.
Suddenly he hears a booming voice say "there's no fish there!"
He looks around startled but doesn't see anyone.
He packs up and moves to another spot and starts working on a new hole.
Again he hears the booming voice "there's no fish there!"
He moves again and starts making a new hole and hears the voice again.
"There's no fish there!" it booms.
He looks up nervously.
"G-G-God? I-I-Is that... you?" he asks.
"No, it's the arena manager. Get the fuck out of here!"
One day a man heard knocking at his door.
He opened the door only to see a small snail sitting there smiling.
The guy picked the snail up and threw it as far as he possibly could.
Three years later he heard knocking at the door again.
He opened the door to see the snail.
The snail said, "What the hell was that all about?"
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