Q:Why did the cow cross the road?
A:To go to the moo-vies.
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Stegosaur-rust.
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When its raining cats and dogs.
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One of them turns to the other and asks, "Are we venomous?"
The other replays, "Yes,why?..."
"I just bit ma lip."
What’s a black spot between two white spots?
A fly with cotton wool in her ears!
Little Johnny: „Mom, can I get a dog at Christmas, please?"
Mother: „No, you'll be getting turkey, like every year!"
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.
What do you call a trash bag full of mutilated laboratory monkeys?
Rhesus Pieces.
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