Which rabbit was in Western movies? Hopalong Cassidy.
Two snakes are talking. One of them turns to the other and asks, "Are we venomous?" The other replays, "Yes,why?..." "I just bit ma lip."
Q: What kind of bees make milk instead of honey? A: Boo-bees.
A worm gets out from cherry compote and, after he stretches a little, says satisfied: I love sauna!
What is the best advice to give a worm? Sleep late.
What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig? (A teddy boar!)
Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber? The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.
How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Ten-tickles.
I went to the movie theater the other day and in the front row was an old man and with him was his dachshund. It was a sad, funny kind of film. In the sad part, the dachshund cried his eyes out, and in the funny part, the dachshund laughed its head off. This happened all the way through the film. After the film had ended, I decided to go and speak to the man. "That's the most amazing thing I've seen," I said. "That dachshund really seemed to enjoy the film." The man turned to me and said, "Yeah, it is. He hated the book."
Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.