Which rabbit was in Western movies?
Hopalong Cassidy.
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A farmer was bragging. "I've got 350 sheep." "That's a lot of sheep," said another farmer.
"And I've got 500 chickens," bragged the farmer.
"That's a lot of chickens," answered the second farmer.
"And 40 bulls," added the farmer.
The other farmer replied, "Boy!
That IS a lot of bull."
What kind of money do polar bears use?
Ice lolly.
What did the flower say to be the bee?
"Buzz off you stupid ugly horny cunt."
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Dogs believe they are human.
Cats believe they are God.
Two fish swim into a concrete wall.
One turns to the other and says: "Dam"
A teacher was giving a lesson and was telling the pupils that we came from Adam and Eve.
A hand went up and the kid said, "But my dad told me that we come from apes, Miss?"
Miss replied, "Stay out of this one, Leroy!"
Tom was walking down the street when he sees a funeral procession.
At the head was the casket, behind was a man walking a very large dog and behind him were 300 people.
Tom walks over to the guy with the dog and asks who’s funeral is this?
The man answers, “My mother-in-law’s.”
Tom wishes his condolences and asks, “She must of been a very important person, but what’s with the dog?”
He answers, “This is the dog that killed her!”
So Tom asks, “can I borrow the dog for an hour?”
He responds, “Get on line!”
You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."
Why does a chicken lay eggs?
Because if she dropped them, they’d break.