Which rabbit was in Western movies? Hopalong Cassidy.
How do you confuse a frog? Put it in a round bowl and tell it to take a nap in the corner.
A dog with three legs walks into a Wild West bar and says, ‘I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.’
Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors? Because, if it had 4 doors it would be chicken sedan.
Q: Why can't black kids play in the the sandbox? A: Because the cats keep covering them up.
Where do steers go to dance? To the Meat Ball.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It was the chicken's day off.
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk? An udder failure.
Q: What kind of bees make milk instead of honey? A: Boo-bees.
Question: What do you get when you cross a shark and a parrot? Answer: a creature that talks your ear off.
‘Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that’s how dogs spend their lives.’ Sue Murphy