Are shellfish warm? No they re clammy.
What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper? A Brontosnorus.
Chuck Norris is the reason why This Little Piggy cried wee wee wee all the way home.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to eat her chicken pox.
What do you call a gigantic polar bear? Nothing, you just run away.
What's a rabbits favourite car? Any make, just as long it's a hutchback.
What’s the difference between goats and women?? Goats are always horney.
Cats took many thousands of years to domesticate humans.
A dog with three legs walks into a Wild West bar and says, ‘I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.’
What happened to the cannibal lion? He had to swallow his pride!
What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt? Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.