Are shellfish warm?
No they re clammy.
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A group of Americans were traveling by tour bus through Holland.
As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goat's milk was used.
She showed the group a lively hillside where many goats were grazing.
"These," she explained, "are the older goats put out to pasture when they no longer produce."
She then asked, "What do you do in America with your old goats?"
A spry old gentleman answered, "They send us on bus tours!"
Although cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.
What's the difference between a reindeer and a snowball?
They re both brown, except the snowball.
I've been trying to find the right time to tell my pet hes adopted...
Q. What's black and white and green?
A. A frog sitting on a newspaper.
What's an octopuses favourite latin saying?
Squid pro quo.
Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water?
He set a new lap record.
Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?
Because when she gets to 69 she has a frog in her throat.
YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND A ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY WALET.