Are shellfish warm?
No they re clammy.
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She was pasteurized.
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Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.
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A bullfighter.
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They were very impressed.
What's three meters high and jumps every ten seconds?
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A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog.
He watched the game in astonishment for a while.
“I can hardly believe my eyes!” he exclaimed. That’s the smartest dog I’ve ever seen.”
“Nah, he’s not so smart,” the friend replied. I’ve beaten him three games out of five."