Q: How do you get ten fat cows in your basement?
A: Hold a tupperware party!
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Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?
Because he had a stinking cold.
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.
The first orders a beer, the second orders half a beer, the third orders a quarter of a beer, and so on.
After the seventh order, the bartender pours two beers and says, "You fellas ought to know your limits."
Q: What do you call a fight between you and your dad?
A: Dady issues!
Q: What did the cow say to the other cow?
A: Moo.
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For our daughters 5th birthday we bought her a rabbit.
We couldn’t help laughing when on the way she announced "the rabbit’s name is Sparingly."
"How do you know?" I asked "look" she responded "it says “feed sparingly 3 times daily."
Question: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?
Answer: Lipstick.
