Q: How do you get ten fat cows in your basement?
A: Hold a tupperware party!
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One day a man and a giraffe go to a pub they have a couple of drinks then on their way out the giraffe falls over and blocks the door the bar.
Man says "you can leave that lion here."
The man said "it's not a lion its a giraffe you idiot."
What should you call a bald teddy?
Fred bear .
What's black and white and rolls down the Boardwalk?
A nigger and a seagull fighting over a French Fry.
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Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses?
He was a rough rider!
What kind of noise annoys an oyster?
A noisy noise annoys an oyster.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah; I thought, ''He's trying to pull a fast one''.
What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken?
Roost beef.
What is a moo hoo for a cow fight?
A cattle battle.
Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At Night.
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