Q: How do you get ten fat cows in your basement?
A: Hold a tupperware party!
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A man runs over a cat.
The cat’s address is on its collar so the man goes to apologise to the owner.
He knocks on the door and a little old lady answers.
The man says, ‘I’m so sorry.
I’ve just run over your cat.
Can I replace it?’
‘I don’t know,’ replies the old lady.
‘How are you at catching mice?’
Q: What is the difference between a mouse and a dick?
A: No difference. Both are searching a hole.
The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
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If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get?
"Beeflt!"
Chuck Norris can make a turtle go faster.
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How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?
Ten-tickles.
The mommy Cobra with her little son are taking a “walk”.
The little cobra asks; "Mommy, are we poisonous?"
"Yes, we are. Why you ask?"
The little cobra asks again; "Are you sure that we’re poisonous?"
"Yes I am!" says the mom with pride.
The little one asks again; "Are you very very sure that we’re very poisonous?"
"Damn sure! We’re the most poisonous snakes in the whole world! But why you ask?"
The little cobra burst into tears; "Cause I bit my tongue a bit before!"
What do you call a gay dinosaur?…… Mega-sore-ass.
Q: What does an elephant use as tampon?
A: A sheep.
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