Q: How do you get ten fat cows in your basement? A: Hold a tupperware party!
Q: What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? A: Gee, we really do taste like chicken!
What do you call a dumb bunny? A hare brain.
One day a man and a giraffe go to a pub they have a couple of drinks then on their way out the giraffe falls over and blocks the door the bar. Man says "you can leave that lion here." The man said "it's not a lion its a giraffe you idiot."
What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt? Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.
Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.
What is a moo hoo for a cow fight? A cattle battle.
What is the definition of "moon"? The past tense of "moo"!
If God didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of food.
Why does the chicken is sad? Because his dad is a cock. Why does the chicken is even more sad? Because he faces the same future.
Where do milk shakes come from? Nervous cows.