Chuck Norris's version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
Chuck Norris once won the title of Iron Chef by cooking instant ramen noodles.
Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
Superman is weakened when exposed to Kryptonite. Chuck Norris eats Kryptonite for breakfast without even a belch.
Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
Spilled milk cries over Chuck Norris.
Bacons' favorite smell is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris, not Duke, stole the recipie for Bush's Baked Beans.
When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!