2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
I watched Justin Bieber get shot in CSI and my brother asked "Why are you crying?" I said "Because he didn't die in real life"
Chuck Norris kills 100% of germs.
Chuck Norris dosen't need to stand on top of the empire state building to kill someone with a penny.
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
Chuck Norris was once shot. The bullet died.
When you die on Earth you go to hell. When you die in hell you go to Chuck Norris' house.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain...the snake died.
You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.