2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
Q: Why did Mozart kill all his chickens? A: Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they'd all say: "Bach, Bach, Bach."
Chuck Norris was once shot. The bullet died.
Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris was born feet first. It was the only time a doctor died during childbirth.