2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
Q: Why did Mozart kill all his chickens? A: Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they'd all say: "Bach, Bach, Bach."
You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris was once shot. The bullet died.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself
Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."