What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head?
A tiger moth.
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Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
Q. How does a frog confuse you?
A. When he comes out and says he needed that nap and feels much better.
How is cat food sold?
Usually purr can!
I can teach my cat any trick he wants to do!
Do you know the difference between a postal box and a monkey's arse?
Well if you don't know I will never ask you to post a letter for me.
Did you hear about the snobby cow?
She thought she was a cutlet above the rest.
A mean horseman went into a saddler's shop and asked for one spur.
"One spur?" asked the saddler.
"Surely you mean a pair of spurs, sir?"
"No, just one," replied the horseman.
"If I can get one side of the horse to go, the other side is bound to come with it!"
Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?
He wanted to raised stewed beef.
On what should you mount a statue of your cat?
A caterpillar!