How about we spank each other and call ourselves even?
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Those that weren’t expletives, were to say the least, rude.
David tried hard to change the bird’s attitude and was constantly saying polite words, playing soft music, anything he could think of. Nothing worked.
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He shocked the bird and the bird just got more angry and more rude.
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