How about we spank each other and call ourselves even?
What do cows do when they re introduced? They give each other a milk shake.
Q: Where does a kangaroo go that can't hop? A: Hopspital.
What's a moo hoo for grazing school? Grass class.
Did you hear about the overweight man who took up horse riding as exercise? The horse lost 15 pounds in a week!
A mother and her young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The son turned from the window to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don’t big planes have baby planes?" The mother said, "Well, maybe that’s something you could ask the stewardess." So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don’t big planes have baby planes?" The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?" The boy admitted that this was the case. "Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. You can ask your mother to explain it to you."
Why was cow afraid? He was a cow-herd.
Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him? He stung her into action.
Which rabbit is a famous comedian? Bob Hop.
How does a leopard change its spots? When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another.
What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn? A Moles Royce.