How about we spank each other and call ourselves even?
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How did that bullfight come out?
Oh, it was a toss-up.
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"Pour me a stiff one – just had another fight with the little woman."
"Oh yeah?" said Charlie "And how did this one end?"
"When it was over," Mike replied, "she came to me on her hands and knees."
"Really," said Charles, "now that's a switch! What did she say?"
"She said, 'Come out from under the bed, you little chicken.'"
Why did the frog cross the road?
To see what the chicken was doing.
What do you call a dinosaur that destroys everything in its path?
Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh-
Moooooo!
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I have no I-Deer.
Why can’t elephants go on the beach?
Because they can’t keep there trunks up.
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on top of a cliff.
A magical bird flies to them and tells them that each one of them can jump off the cliff and wish to be one thing to fly away on.
They will become that thing and can escape from their arduous situation.
The redhead goes first.
She jumps and says "eagle!".
She turns into an eagle and flies away.
The brunette jumps off and says,"hawk!" she turns into a hawk and flies away.
The blonde takes a running start, trips on a rock as she nears the edge. "Oh crap!" she yells.
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a teddy bear.
He sleeps with a real bear.
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