How about we spank each other and call ourselves even?
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Once there were three turtles.
One day they decided to go on a picnic.
When they got there, they realized they had forgotten the soda.
The youngest turtle said he would go home and get it if they wouldn't eat the sandwiches until he got back.
A week went by, then a month, finally a year, when the two turtles said, "Oh, come on, let's eat the sandwiches."
Suddenly the little turtle popped up from behind a rock and said, "If you do, I won't go!"
Are you a shark?
Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.
How are black people and wolves similar?
They both fight in packs.
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If you had a gun and you were being chased by a bull and a mountain lion, which one would you shoot first?
The mountain lion.
You can always shoot the bull.
What should you call a bald teddy?
Fred bear .
Q: What's gray on the inside and clear on the outside?
A: An elephant in a plastic bag.
Why are rabbits like calculators?
They both multiply a lot.
How come sharks don’t attack lawyers?
From professional courtesy.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
(A gummy bear!)