The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me." So the Doberman says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies, "That's not good enough." The Bulldog says, "I hate liver and cheese." She says, "That's not creative enough." Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone . . . cheese mine."
What did the dog say to the hot dog bun? "Are you pure bred?"
Q: Why do bunnies have soft sex? A: They have cotton balls.
How do you get a hundred cows in a barn? You hang up a bingo sign!
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have? Plenty of milk.
Why are rabbits like calculators? They both multiply a lot.
What does a squid sheriff form? An octoposse.
A baby hedgehog lost itself, in the garden. Sad, he strolls from here to there, whereupon he bumps in a cactus and full of hope he says: Mama, is that you?
Q: What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? A: If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way? He whale-d.
A blonde and her husband were driving home, when they hit a rabit. They both got out of the car and stood over the poor creature. The blonde and her husband just stood their, when she said "Oh I know." So she when in the car and rumaged through her purse and came out with what looked a bottle. She poured it on the rabit and they both got in the car. Suddenly the rabit got up hopped a little bit and waved, hopped a little and waved, hopped to the top of the hill and waved. Then dissapered over it. The husband just stared at his wife and said "Honey, what did you pour on that rabit?" His wife just said "Hair Restorer with a permanent wave."