Joke #10540

What is the fiercest flower in the garden? The tiger lily.

Why did the tadpole feel lonely? Because he was newt to the area.

If a hungry shark is after you, what should you feed it? Jawbreakers.

A man was shipwrecked with his dog and a sheep on a tiny island in the middle of nowhere. Everytime the man moved close to the sheep, his dog would snarl and growl at him. One day while walking the island he discovered a lovely naked lady who also had just become marooned. "Finally, some company!" he thought. While sitting on the shore and the watching the sunset with his new female friend, he slowly leaned over and whispered in her ear, "Hey, could you go walk the dog?"

A big city doctor visits an Indian tribe full of men, he asks "How do you guys relieve your sexual tension?" "Simple, just come down to the river tomorrow and we'll show you." The next day the doctor shows up and sees a group of men near a donkey. One man says "Since you're our guest you get to go first." The doctor not wanting to go against custom starts to kiss, then proceeds to have sex with the donkey. Then a man in the group asks "Are you almost done Doc?" "We need the donkey to cross the river in order to get to the tribe of women."

When do rabbits have buck teeth? When their parents won't get them braces.

Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.

What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead black person in the road? There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.

What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain? (A drizzly bear!)

What did the frog say to the fly? You are really starting to bug me!

A man enters a little country store and sees a sign reading, ‘Danger! Beware of Dog’. He then sees an old hound dog lying asleep on the floor. ‘Is that the dog folks are supposed to beware of?’ says the man to the shopkeeper. ‘Yep,’ replies the shopkeeper. ‘Before I posted that sign, everyone kept tripping over him.’