A man runs over a cat. The cat’s address is on its collar so the man goes to apologise to the owner. He knocks on the door and a little old lady answers. The man says, ‘I’m so sorry. I’ve just run over your cat. Can I replace it?’ ‘I don’t know,’ replies the old lady. ‘How are you at catching mice?’
Why did the zombie baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.
What happens when sharks take their clothes off? They go sharkers.
Are shellfish warm? No they re clammy.
Imagine being completely naked in room full of people who speak a different language and everyone wants to touch you... This is life of a dog.
Yo mama is so stupid, when I offered her animal crackers she said no thanks, I'm a vegetarian.
what is the diffrent between a chicken and a prostute chicken goes cockadoodle do prostute goes any cock will do.
If God didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of food.
Chuck Norris doesn't just bring home the bacon, he brings home the whole pig.
Q: What will a giraffe do, if you spit in its face? A: It will kick off your ladder…