If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped.
What's a tiger?
A stri-ped.
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Put a brick under each hoof!
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A tiger has the mane part missing.
Did you hear about the snobby cow?
She thought she was a cutlet above the rest.
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26 sizes larger than an ‘A’ bra.
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Thistle have to do.
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As horses say to one another.
Any friend of yours is a palomino!
A man walks into a bar, after buying a beer he looks around the bar and sees three men and a dog playing cards.
Amazed, the man wanders over and starts watching the game.
Aftere watching the game for ten minutes, the man leans over to one of the other player's and whispers "
Wow, that's a really smart dog!".
The man whispers backs "He isn't that smart, every time he gets a good hand, he wags his tail!"