Where do you find a down-and-out octopus?
On squid row.
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Zebras are just horses that escaped from prison.
As horses say to one another.
Any friend of yours is a palomino!
Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.
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What's a rabbits favorite book?
Hop on Pop.
What do you call a frog with no legs?
It doesn't matter- he won't come anyway.
Q: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
A: Becuase the "P" is silent.
What would you get if you crossed a grizzly with the world's greatest basketball player?
Bear Jordan.
Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses?
He was a rough rider!
Q: What's long and thin and covered with skin and nobody knows how many holes its been in.
A: A worm.
A dog goes to a telegraph office and dictates a message.
‘Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof.’
The operator reads it back then says, ‘Y’ know, we charge per ten words.
You could have an extra ‘woof’ for free.’
‘No thanks,’ says the dog.