Where do you find a down-and-out octopus?
On squid row.
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Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?
He didn't have the hare fare.
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Q. Why are fish so smart
A. Because they swim in schools!
Q: Why can't the bankrupt cowboy complain?
A: He has got no beef.
Where do Danish cows come from?
Cowpenhagenf.
Rabbit: "I got kicked out of my cage for not paying the rent. My wife walked out and took our twenty-nine bunnies with her. I m all out of carrots. What should I do?"
Friend: "Don't worry; be hoppy!"
What do you call a dumb bunny?
A hare brain.
‘I spilled spot remover on my dog.
Now he’s gone.’
Steven Wright
Some people like to eat frogs' legs.
Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs.
Hence, snakes.
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Did you hear about the pub owner who raised a baby rabbit?
It was an inn-grown hare.
