Joke #1452

What do you get if you cross a hippo, elephant and a rhino? A Helephino!!

In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.

What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns? A bull pull.

Every day after work two blondes would look for their cars together. Since they could never remember where they parked, they would sit around until all the cars were gone and they could spot their vehicles. One blonde says "We need to find a faster way to get home." The next day, they come to work on a donkey. After work they come out and see a donkey tied to the fence. "I think we're going to have to wait again, " says the one blonde. "I'm not convinced that's our donkey." "Why not?" asks the second blonde. The first blonde says, "Well, this donkey only has one a**hole, and this morning when we rode in, I distinctly overhead someone say, "Hey look at those two a**holes on that donkey."

Chuck Norris doesn’t ride a horse, he uses his crotch to carry it.

Q: What do you call a guy with his hand up a Camel's arse? A: An Arab mechanic.

Did you hear about the man who named his horse Radish?

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I have no I-Deer.

Law of Pill Rejection Any pill given to a cat has the potential energy to reach escape velocity.

A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter. Mother: "What does the cow say?" Child: "Moo!" Mother: "Great! What does the cat say?" Child: "Meow." Mother: "Oh, you're so smart! What does the frog say?" And this wide-eyed little 3 year-old looked up at her mother and in her deepest voice replied, "Bud."

Chuck Norris tangled with Wolverine. He beat to him to a bloody pulp, then dared him to heal himself. Wolverine will not be in the next X-Men movie.