What do you get if you cross a hippo, elephant and a rhino? A Helephino!!
Roses are red. Your blood is too. You look like a monkey And belong in a zoo. Do not worry, I'll be there too. Not in the cage, But laughing at you.
Q:Why did the cow cross the road? A:To go to the moo-vies.
What's a moo hoo for a bunch of weirdo cattle? A nerd herd.
Where do milk shakes come from? Nervous cows.
How do you weigh a whale? On Whale Weigh Scales.
What did the calf say to the silo? "Is my fodder in there?"
Q: What is a turkey's favorite dessert? A: Peach gobbler.
Yo' Mama is so fat, the hippos at the zoo get jealous of her figure.
Teacher: Students, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing? Class: "Brotherly love."
I took a day off from work to play golf. I was on the fourth hole, when I discovered a small frog sitting on the green. I paid it no attention until I heard, "Ribbit. 9-iron." That's curious, I thought, but decided to trust the frog. I pulled out a 9-iron and sunk a hole-in-one. Amazed, I picked up the frog and asked where we should go next. "Ribbit. Vegas." We went to Vegas, and I asked the frog what we should do first. "Ribbit. Roulette." We went up to the roulette table, and I won big. I took my earnings and got the best room in the hotel. I asked the frog if there was anything I could do to repay it. "Ribbit. Kiss me." I figured, what the hell, and I kissed the frog. It turned into a 15-year-old girl. That's how she ended up in my room, your Honor, and if I'm lying, my name's not R. Kelly. Tweet Share