What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Reptiles.
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How are black people and wolves similar?
They both fight in packs.
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Q: Why does a dog lick himself?
A: He can't make a fist.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Kanga.
Kanga who?
Actually, it's kangaroo!
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Two deer hunters were not having any luck so they asked for advice from an old-timer.
"You can just about guarantee a deer if you learn to hunt with dogs," he said.
The two hunters got a trained deer dog and hit the woods.
At the end of the day and still empty-handed, one hunter said to the other, "Maybe tomorrow we'll get one if we throw the dog out of a higher treestand."
Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual?
No, only medium rare.
The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
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What do cows usually fly around in?
Helicowpters and Bulloons.
Q: Why do hippos have to have sex in water?
A: Ever try to keep two tons of pussy wet?
Two fish swim into a concrete wall.
One turns to the other and says: "Dam"