What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Reptiles.
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Why was the cannibal looking peeky?
Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
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Chuck Norris tangled with Wolverine.
He beat to him to a bloody pulp, then dared him to heal himself.
Wolverine will not be in the next X-Men movie.
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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: Doesn't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
Q: What did the bird say after his cage fell apart?
A: "Cheap, cheap!"
Q: What is the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
A: One says "See you later" and the other says "In a while".
Why did the indecisive chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side… er, no… to go shopping… no, not that either… damn it!
What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.
Two snakes were crawling along when one snake asked the other, "Are we poisonous?"
The other replied, "You're darn right we are! We're rattlesnakes. Why do you ask?"
To which the first replied, "Because I just bit my tongue"