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What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls? Reptiles.
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There are two cows in a field. One says to the other: "So what do you think of mad cow disease?" The other replies: "I don't know, I'm a chicken!"
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The more people I meet, the more I like my cat.
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Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors? Because, if it had 4 doors it would be chicken sedan.
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If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it naked or homeless?
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Q: Why is a blonde like a turtle? A: They both get fucked up when they're on their backs.
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Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
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Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
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How are black people and wolves similar? They both fight in packs.
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How do you make a rabbit fast? Don't feed it.
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How does a frog confuse you? When he comes out and says he needed that nap and feels much better.
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