Q: Which side of a deer has the most meat?
A: The inside.
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Q: What animal rotates at least 200 times after it dies?
A: A rotisserie chicken.
Once upon a time, there was a guy sunbathing in the nude.
He saw a little girl coming towards him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was reading.
The girl came up to him and asked "What do you have under the newspaper, mister?"
"A bird," the guy replied.
The little girl walked away and the guy fell asleep.
When he woke up, he was in a hospital in tremendous pain.
When the Police asked him what happened, the guy replied, "I don't know.
I was lying on the beach, this girl asked me about my privates, and the next thing I know is I'm here."
Police went back to the beach, found the girl, and asked her "What did you do to that naked fellow?"
After a little pause, the girl replied, "To him?
Nothing.
I was playing with the bird and it spit on me, so I broke its neck, cracked its eggs, and set its nest on fire."
What did the rabbit bride get on her wedding day?
A forty-carrot wedding ring.
What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before?
Deja phew.
What's three meters high and jumps every ten seconds?
A dinosaur with the hiccups.
When do rabbits have buck teeth?
When their parents won't get them braces.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off.
A man started to town with a fox, a goose, and a sack of corn.
He came to a stream which he had to cross in a tiny boat.
He could only take one across at a time.
He could not leave the fox alone with the goose or the goose alone with the corn.
How did he get them all safely over the stream?
He took the goose over first and came back.
Then he took the fox across and brought the goose back.
Next he took the corn over.
He came back alone and took the goose.
Mama bear to Papa bear: "Well... You might call it hibernating — I call it goofing off ."