What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?
How slime flies.
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What do you call a mobile homes for rabbits?
Wheelburrows.
Question: What do you get when you cross a shark and a parrot?
Answer: a creature that talks your ear off.
One day a man heard knocking at his door.
He opened the door only to see a small snail sitting there smiling.
The guy picked the snail up and threw it as far as he possibly could.
Three years later he heard knocking at the door again.
He opened the door to see the snail.
The snail said, "What the hell was that all about?"
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Chuck Norris does not buy ground beef, he just takes a whole cow, runs it through his beard, and fully cooked hamburgers come out.
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Q: What's a tiger running a copy machine called?
A: A copycat!
How do you tell if a black girls pregnant?
Shove a banana up her vagina and if you pull it out half eaten then you got a monkey on the way.
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What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head?
A tiger moth.
How do snails get their shells all shiny?
They use snail polish.
Why are dolphins cleverer than humans?
Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish.