What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast? How slime flies.
What dog can jump higher than a building? Anydog, buildings can't jump!
Q: Why did the ants dance on the jam jar? A: The lid said, "Twist to open."
They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.
What is a Zebra? A Z-bra is 25 sizes bigger than an A-bra.
A stallion and a mare where due to get married, but the stallion didn't show up at the church. He got colt feet.
Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
Why did the frog cross the street? Because the chicken crossed the road.
The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it. The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist. The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming. The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"
Is Snoop serious? Or is Snoop Lion?