What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast? How slime flies.
What did the frog say to the fly? You are really starting to bug me!
Have you read the book, "100-mile Horse Trek" Who wrote it? Major Bumsore.
Q: Why are tigers religious? A: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!
What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space? Steer Wars.
"I can't decide whether to buy a bicycle or a cow for my farm." "Well, wouldn't you look silly riding a cow?" "I d look a darn sight sillier trying to milk a bicycle!"
Which rabbit is a famous comedian? Bob Hop.
Q: Whats the Diffenence between kinky and perverted? A1: Kinky is when you tickle your girl friends ass with a feather. A2: Perverted is when you use the whole chicken...
What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you? Your calves.
Did you hear about the man with five keen senses? He still lacked common and horse!
A little lizard was walking through the forest to see his pal the monkey. The monkey call out hey little buddy come up here I got some great pot. So the little lizard climbed up the tree. The little lizard and the monkey smoked a great big joint. The little lizard said hey this stuff is great but I have horrible cottonmouth. Well there is a river just down there. So the little lizard walk down the tree through the brush and started to drink the water. All of a sudden a crocodile came out of the water. Hey little buddy waz up said the croc, "I just got stoned with my pal the monkey." "Really" said the croc, "where is he I want some." He is through the brush and up the tree. So the croc walked through the brush and to the tree. The monkey said "holy shit how much did you drink little buddy."