What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before?
Deja phew.
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A big city doctor visits an Indian tribe full of men, he asks "How do you guys relieve your sexual tension?"
"Simple, just come down to the river tomorrow and we'll show you."
The next day the doctor shows up and sees a group of men near a donkey.
One man says "Since you're our guest you get to go first."
The doctor not wanting to go against custom starts to kiss, then proceeds to have sex with the donkey.
Then a man in the group asks "Are you almost done Doc?"
"We need the donkey to cross the river in order to get to the tribe of women."
No chicken dies a virgin.
They get laid at birth *slaps knee*.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.
Why did the rabbits go on strike?
They wanted a better celery.
How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?
They take a gallop poll!
What's yellow, comes from Peru, and is completely unknown?
Waterloo Bear, Paddington Bear's forgotten cousin.
Yo Momma is so fat…
That she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
Which rabbit was in Western movies?
Hopalong Cassidy.