They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming.
Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.
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A Girl was towelling her wet pussy.
She enjoyed it so much that she began to rub it vigorously until...
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Q: What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?
A: The older they get the easier they are to pick up.
Exasperated dragon on the field of battle: "Mother said there would be knights like this."
Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A: Megasoreass.
What's a rabbits favourite car?
Any make, just as long it's a hutchback.
A old snake goes to see his Doctor.
"Doc, I need something for my eyes...can't see well these days".
The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks.
The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor he's very depressed.
Doc says, "What's the problem...didn't the glasses help you?"
"The glasses are fine doc, I just discovered I've been living with a water hose the past 2 years!"
Yo mama is so hairy, Kingkong got jealous.
What do you call explosive cow vomit?
A cud missle.
What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on him.
What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law?
There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
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