They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming.
Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.
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What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A Hot Cross bunny.
Q. What's green and red?
A. A very mad frog.
What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?
A slippery customer.
Three animals were having a drink in a cafe, when the owner asked for the money.
"I'm not paying," said the duck. "I've only got one bill and I'm not breaking it."
"I've spent my last buck," said the deer.
"Then the duck'll have to pay," said the skunk.
"Getting here cost me my last scent."
Two guys meet:
"Where were you lost my friend? says one of them."
"Well, I took my kids to the zoo..."
"And what kind of animals did you see there?"
"The tiger... Huge and Scary! Full of stripes... Slowly walking inside the cage. She was “ahgrrr...”
"Are you kidding me men? The tiger doesn’t go “ahgrrr..” … She “grrrrsss..”!
"Right, ok.. But when you get too close to her face... !"
Why was the racehorse named Bad News?
Because bad news travels fast!
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
If God didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of food.
Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?
A: He got arrested just like you would've.
Yesterday my daughter was playing in the garden when I saw her kill a butterfly.
So to teach her a lesson I said, "Just for that you don't get any butter for a month."
Today in the kitchen she killed a cockroach. I said, "Nice try."