Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water?
A: It'll take a while before I get hard again, I just got laid by a chick.
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He was incensed.
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Deviled eggs.
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Who pulled out this tree from his root?
Me off course, says the mouse, but the elephant helped a bit.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off.
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What do rabbits put in their computers?
Hoppy disks.
Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?
He wanted to see how much the milky weighed.
A lion once put his head inside the mouth of Chuck Norris.
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Q: How does a redneck tell the difference between a bull and a cow in the dark?
A: He sticks his nose in the animal's ass. If there's a place for his tongue, it's a cow.
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