Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while before I get hard again, I just got laid by a chick.
Why did the rabbits go on strike? They wanted a better celery.
What's green green green green green? A frog rolling down a hill.
Yo mama is so stupid, when I offered her animal crackers she said no thanks, I'm a vegetarian.
What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? Join the Hare Force.
Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100? Because when she gets to 69 she has a frog in her throat.
I heard my tire thumping, I thought it was flat. When I looked at my tire I discovered your cat. Sorry...
What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider? A harenet.
Q: What do you get when you cross a collie with a trumpet? A: A Lassie who plays brassie!
How does a frog confuse you? When he comes out and says he needed that nap and feels much better.
Q: What does a cow make when the sun comes out? A: A shadow.