Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water?
A: It'll take a while before I get hard again, I just got laid by a chick.
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On their bunnymoon.
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A frog sitting on a newspaper.
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Little Johnny's teacher said,
"Johnny, your essay on My Dog is exactly the same as your sister's."
Did you copy hers?, she asked.
Johnny replied, "No, teacher, it's the same dog!"
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Q: What do you call a cow during an earthquake?
A: A milk shake.
What do you call a mobile homes for rabbits?
Wheelburrows.
One day three women went camping - a blonde, a brunette and a redhead.
The blonde suddenly had to go to the bathroom.
She went into the woods with her toilet paper and did her business.
While she was gone, the brunette and the redhead decided to play a joke on her.
They skinned a rabbit and snuck up on the blonde, put the guts behind her and ran back to the campsite. Three minutes later they heard a scream.
Then they waited another half an hour and the blonde came back, sweating.
She said, "I had to poop so hard I pooped my guts out. But thanks to God and these two fingers, I stuffed them back in."
Chuck Norris eats black holes for breakfast.
They taste like chicken.
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