Chuck Norris, not Duke, stole the recipie for Bush's Baked Beans.
Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
Chuck Norris can pour a pancake so thin that it only has one side.
Chuck Norris ate once at Hard Rock Cafe. It's now called Shakey's.
Before sliced bread, people used to say "That's the greatest thing since Chuck Norris".
Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
Chuck Norris can eat rice with one chop stick.
Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.