Q: What's the difference between an Aboriginal and a park bench?
A: The park bench can support a family of five but the Aboriginal can't.
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The bartender says "Don't say that to me. What happened if I said something like that to you?".
"The white man says "I don't know lets find out".
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The black comes in and said "Hey honkey, gimme a f*ckin' beer".
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A: They have been reported in over 10 car accidents on the news, their car has scratches, their on P's and they park one car on their driveway which is meant for to cars, and they park their second car in front of your house.
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A: A mixed person that shines too bright.
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