Q: What's the difference between an Aboriginal and a park bench?
A: The park bench can support a family of five but the Aboriginal can't.
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Why are asian people bad at driving?
Because they can't see.
Q: Two Mexican cousins are in the front seat of a car who's in the back?
A: their children
Whats the only thing darker than a black man?
His Future.
Q: Why aren't there any Wal Marts in Afghanistan?
A: Because there is a Target on every corner.
How do you know if an Asian robbed you?
Your homework is done and cats gone.
A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office.
Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out:
"Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children."
"Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman.
"That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker.
"Oh, den I uses the last names."
Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Just Juan.