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What's the favourite flavour of sharks? Shark-o-late.
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One day some soldiers from a nearby Army camp saw a boy leading a donkey. They thought they would have some fun with him. "Say, boy," called out one of the soldiers. "You sure are keeping a tight rein on your brother, aren't you?" "Sure am," said the boy. "If I didn't he would probably join the Army."
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What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? Join the Hare Force.
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What happened to the lost cattle? Nobody's herd.
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What's the definition of a nervous breakdown? A chameleon on a tartan rug.
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Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would've.
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What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit? The first herd shot round the world.
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Did you hear about the horse that has made a dozen films? He's not a star though, he just does bit parts!
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What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle? A polo bear.
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Q: What does a cooked chicken and a stoner who is afraid of everything have in common? A: They are both baked chickens.
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"Pa's being chased by a bull!" "Well, what in tarnation do you want me to do about it?" "Get me some film for my camera."
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