What's the favourite flavour of sharks? Shark-o-late.
One day some soldiers from a nearby Army camp saw a boy leading a donkey. They thought they would have some fun with him. "Say, boy," called out one of the soldiers. "You sure are keeping a tight rein on your brother, aren't you?" "Sure am," said the boy. "If I didn't he would probably join the Army."
What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? Join the Hare Force.
What happened to the lost cattle? Nobody's herd.
What's the definition of a nervous breakdown? A chameleon on a tartan rug.
Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would've.
What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit? The first herd shot round the world.
Did you hear about the horse that has made a dozen films? He's not a star though, he just does bit parts!
What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle? A polo bear.
Q: What does a cooked chicken and a stoner who is afraid of everything have in common? A: They are both baked chickens.
"Pa's being chased by a bull!" "Well, what in tarnation do you want me to do about it?" "Get me some film for my camera."