What's the favourite flavour of sharks?
Shark-o-late.
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A farmer was helping one of his cows give birth when he noticed his four-year-old son standing at the fence with wide eyes, taking in the whole event.
The man thought to himself, "Great, he's four years old and I'm gonna have to start explaining the birds and bees now. No need to jump the gun. I guess I'll let him ask and then I'll answer."
After everything was over, the man walked over to his son and said,
"Well son, do you have any questions?"
"Just one," gasped the wide-eyed lad. "How fast was that calf going when he hit that cow?"
What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day?
After a week he was spotless.
What is a chameleon's motto?
A change is as good as a rest.
What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond?
He had him newt-ered.
The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
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How do you confuse a frog?
Put it in a round bowl and tell it to take a nap in the corner.
What’s a mouse’s favorite record?
Please cheese me!
How do you stop a skunk from smelling?
You hold his nose!
Q: Where does a kangaroo go that can't hop?
A: Hopspital.