What's the favourite flavour of sharks?
Shark-o-late.
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What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?
"Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo."
How do you confuse a frog?
Put it in a round bowl and tell it to take a nap in the corner.
A lady goes into a bar with her goose.
Then the bartender comes up to her and says, "Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?"
Then the lady answered, "Excuse me, I think this is a goose."
And the bartender says, "Excuse me, I was talking to the goose."
Why did the gag-writer turn green?
Cause the gag-writer was sick of writing frog jokes!
Chuck Norris doesn't just bring home the bacon, he brings home the whole pig.
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One afternoon I was walking on a trail with my baby daughter, chatting to her about the scenery.
When a man and his dog approached, I leaned down to the carriage and said, “See the doggy?”
Suddenly I felt foolish talking to my baby as if she understood me.
However, just as the man passed, he reached down, patted his dog, and said, “See the baby?”
They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming.
Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.
What is a nigger?
Proof that skunks fuck monkeys.
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How do you hire a teddy bear?
Put him on stilts.