Joke #10717

What's the favourite flavour of sharks? Shark-o-late.
Vote: has 54.26 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Q. Why are fish so smart? Q. Why are fish so smart A. Because they swim in schools!
Vote: has 64.78 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal
‘Cats have nine lives. Which makes them ideal for experimentation.’
Vote: has 34.87 % from 8 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal
How do you get a hundred cows in a barn? You hang up a bingo sign!
Vote: has 21.85 % from 9 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal
What band is a cow favorite? Moody Blues.
Vote: has 54.26 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, music
Cats took many thousands of years to domesticate humans.
Vote: has 24.92 % from 8 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal
What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? Join the Hare Force.
Vote: has 67.81 % from 11 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal
Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.
Vote: has 66.71 % from 15 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal
An eagle swoops down from the sky and eats a mouse. Three hours later, while the eagle is flying, the mouse sticks its head out of the eagle's butt and asks, "How high up are we?" "About 2,000 feet," the eagle replies. The mouse replies, "You ain't sh*ttin' me, are you?"
Vote: has 72.70 % from 83 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, disgusting
Q: If your wife is shouting at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first? A: The dog, of course. At least he'll shut up after you let him in.
Vote: has 84.49 % from 798 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, wife, women
Little Red Riding Hood walks through the forest and sees a wolf hunched under a tree with its ears erect and its mouth stretched in a big grimace. She says to the wolf, "My, what big ears you have!" The wolf keeps grimacing. She says, "My, what big eyes you have!" The wolf grimaces even wider, baring his teeth. She says, "My, what big teeth you have!" The wolf finally snaps and says, "F**k off! I'm trying to take a dump."
Vote: has 70.18 % from 35 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, disgusting