First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts?
Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.
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One of them turns to the other and asks, "Are we venomous?"
The other replays, "Yes,why?..."
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Why was the man sued by his horse?
For palomino-money!
Someone figured out my password.
Now I have to rename my dog.
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A:To stamp out fires.
Q:Why do elephants have flat feet?
A:To stamp out burning ducks
Chuck Norris once rode a bull threw a China shop, the only thing that broke was the bull.
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How does a group of dolphin's make a decision?
Flipper coin.
Yo mama so stupid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.
Q: What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
A: An alarm cluck!
Two friends were walking through the woods when they thought they heard something.
They turned around and saw a big black bear coming towards them.
Both men started to run when one of them stopped to change into tennis shoes.
The second man said "You don't have time to change shoes. You can't outrun that bear!"
The first man said, "I know I can't outrun the bear. I only have to outrun you"!
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Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth.
The next day he won the lottery.
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