First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts? Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.
Q: How does a blonde kill a worm? A: She burys it.
What do you call a mobile homes for rabbits? Wheelburrows.
Q: What do you call a horse that plays the violin in a musical? A: Fiddler on the hoof.
There is a lady laying in bed. At about midnight her husband comes walking in with a sheep under his arm and says ”That’s the fat pig I’ve been sleeping with when I’m not sleeping with you.” His wife gets a confused look on her face and states ”but honey that’s not a pig its a sheep.” Her husband says ”Shut up pig I’m talking to the sheep!”
What are the spots on black-and-white cows? Holstaines.
Q: What side of the cow gives the most milk? A: The utter side.
What do you call a dinosaur drinking Tequila? Tyrannosaurus Mex.
What is a bear's favourite drink? Koka-Koala.
A man moved to a mountain top to get rid of the hustle and be alone. One day he heard a knock at the door and no one was there but then he looked down and there sat a snail and it said "it is quite cold out here can I come in?" The man shouted "NO why don't you all understand I want to be alone!" and he kicked the snail down the mountain. One year later there was a knock at the door and no one was there and then he looked down and there again sat a snail and it said, "What did you do that for?"
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins.