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What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?
A bit of a shock really.
One day a teacher asked the class, "What is the difference between a bird and a fly?"
A student then replied, "A bird can fly but a fly cannot bird."
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A little lizard was walking through the forest to see his pal the monkey.
The monkey call out hey little buddy come up here I got some great pot.
So the little lizard climbed up the tree.
The little lizard and the monkey smoked a great big joint.
The little lizard said hey this stuff is great but I have horrible cottonmouth.
Well there is a river just down there.
So the little lizard walk down the tree through the brush and started to drink the water.
All of a sudden a crocodile came out of the water.
Hey little buddy waz up said the croc, "I just got stoned with my pal the monkey."
"Really" said the croc, "where is he I want some."
He is through the brush and up the tree.
So the croc walked through the brush and to the tree.
The monkey said "holy shit how much did you drink little buddy."
What do cows call Frank Sinatra?
Old Moo Eyes.
What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?
If one bit you, you could ride it to hospital!
Q: What is the difference between a chicken and a turkey?
A: Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving!
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Q: What animal rotates at least 200 times after it dies?
A: A rotisserie chicken.
Q: What do you call a cow playing with its self?
A: Beef stroganoff.
Did you hear about the pub owner who raised a baby rabbit?
It was an inn-grown hare.