What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in shark's mouths?
Lefty.
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How are black people and wolves similar?
They both fight in packs.
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A guy went to a whore house and asked the lady if she had a woman that could handle 16 inches.
"Hmm," said the madam. "I'm not sure. Try the first door on the right."
So the guy went inside, stuck it in, and immediately heard screams.
"It's too big! Take it out!" So he went to the madam.
"No, really. I need someone who can handle 16 inches."
"Hmm," said the madam. "Try the last door."
So the guy went inside, stuck it in, and had the time of his life, surprised that there was no scream at all.
In fact, he heard no sounds at all.
Puzzled, he finished up and pulled out.
"Talk to me, baby."
"Moo."
Q: Why did the lion brake up with his girlfriend?
A: Cuz she was a CHEETAH!
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A guy walks into a bar with a giraffe, and the giraffe gets waay too drunk.
The bartender says, "Hey! you can't leave that lyin' there!"
The guy goes, "that's not a lion its a giraffe!"
Why don't sharks eat niggers?
They think it's whale shit.
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Where do cows like to ride on trains?
In the cow-boose.
Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?
He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.
Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers?
She heard he was a cowpuncher-