What's a rabbits favorite TV show? Hoppy Days.
‘Cats have nine lives. Which makes them ideal for experimentation.’
Why couldnt the teddy bear eat any more thanksgiving dinner? He was already stuffed!
What's green with red spots? A frog with the chicken pox!
Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.
Q: What do you get when you cross a perm with a rabbit? A: Curly hare.
Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said "Oh, look at the deer tracks." The other blonde looks and says "Those aren't deer tracks, those are wolf tracks." "No. Those are deer tracks." They keep arguing, and arguing, about half hour later they were both killed by a train.
Q: What animal could Noah not trust? A: Cheetah.
Well, a man was driving down a country road, and he decided to get out and get some fresh air. He got out, and started walking in a meadow. As he walked, he came upon a hole. Wanting to see how deep it was, he threw a pebble down. No sound. So he threw a medium-sized rock down. No sound. The man started to get frustrated, so he threw a boulder down. No sound. As he searched about, he spotted a railroad beam. He hauled it over to the hole, and shoved it in. No sound. He sat down on the ground, exhausted. Suddenly, he saw a goat running at him, full speed. He leaped up, and it brushed past him, and fell in the hole. He listened, but there was no sound. He sat down again. A few minutes later, a farmer came walking up. The man asked him, "How deep is this hole?" The farmer said, "Oh. Thats the bottomless pit. It never ends. Say, have you seen my prize goat?" The man, not wanting to get the blame, said, "No." The farmer said, "Oh well. He can't get far. He was tied to a railroad beam."
What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull? A steak-out.
Racehorses have to pee like Chuck Norris.