What's a rabbits favorite TV show?
Hoppy Days.
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What do a rattlesnake and a soft penis have in common?
You can't f**k with either one.
How much do I owe Yo' Mama?
My dog came home happy last night.
Go to your back door and look for the dog.
If the dog is at the door and he is wet, it's probably raining.
But if the dog is standing there really soaking wet, it is probably raining really hard.
If the dog's fur looks like it's been rubbed the wrong way, it's probably windy.
If the dog has snow on his back, it's probably snowing.
Of course, to be able to tell the weather like this, you have to leave the dog outside all the time, especially if you expect bad weather.
Yours sincerely,
The CAT
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it naked or homeless?
Q: Why did the woman get thrown out of the riding stable?
A: She wanted to mount the horse her way.
How does a frog confuse you?
When he comes out and says he needed that nap and feels much better.
What does an octopus take on a camping trip?
Tentacles.
What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?
(A teddy boar!)
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh-
Moooooo!
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