What's a rabbits favorite TV show?
Hoppy Days.
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A guy meets a hooker in a bar.
She says, "This is your lucky night.
I’ve got a special game for you.
I’ll do absolutely anything you want for $300, as long as you can say it in three words."
The guy replies, "Hey, why not?"
He pull his wallet out of his pocket, and one at a time lays three hundred-dollar bills on the bar, and says, slowly: "Paint…my…house."
A guy walks into a bar with a giraffe, and the giraffe gets waay too drunk.
The bartender says, "Hey! you can't leave that lyin' there!"
The guy goes, "that's not a lion its a giraffe!"
Q: How does a blonde kill a worm?
A: She burys it.
Why don't cows ever have any money?
Because the farmers milk them dry.
Why did the whale like the diver?
Because he had flippers.
What’s a black spot between two white spots?
A fly with cotton wool in her ears!
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.
I once had a goldfish that could break-dance on a carpet, but only for like 20 seconds.
Did you hear about the skunk who sat on a fan?
He got cut off without a scent.