Q: How do you know the Easter Bunny is really smart? A: Because he's an egghead.
Q: Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? A: He doesn't want anyone to know he's f**king chickens.
What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny.
Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? A: He was having a bad hare day!
Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter? He didn't have the hare fare.
What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery? A yeaster bunny.
Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
Q: Why won't Easter eggs go out at night? A: They don't want to get "beat up".
Zebras are just horses that escaped from prison.
One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. The assistant takes the man to the parrot section and asks the man to choose one. The man asks, "How much is the yellow one?" The assistant says, "$2000." The man is shocked and asks the assistant why it's so expensive. The assistant explains, "This parrot is a very special one. He knows typewriting and can type really fast." "What about the green one?" the man asks. The assistant says, "He costs $5000 because he knows typewriting and can answer incoming telephone calls and takes notes." "What about the red one?" the man asks. The assistant says, "That one's $10,000." The man says, "What does HE do?" The assistant says, "I don't know, but the other two call him boss."