Q: How do you know the Easter Bunny is really smart?
A: Because he's an egghead.
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Q: Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs?
A: He doesn't want anyone to know he's f**king chickens.
Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
A: He was having a bad hare day!
Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?
He didn't have the hare fare.
What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?
A runny bunny.
What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery?
A yeaster bunny.
Jesus won't come back again.
Why?
Because he know you will kill him and see if he will wake up again.
Camper: "Look at that bunch of cows."
Farmer: "Not bunch, herd."
Camper: "Heard what?"
Farmer: "Of cows."
Camper: "Sure I've heard of cows."
Farmer: "No, I mean a cowherd."
Camper: "So what? I have no secrets from cows."
Q: How does Jesus celebrate Easter?
A: He gets a manicure, pedicure, and has his nails polished.
Q: Why do we paint Easter eggs?
A: Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck.
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