Q: How do you know the Easter Bunny is really smart? A: Because he's an egghead.
Q: Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? A: He doesn't want anyone to know he's f**king chickens.
Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? A: He was having a bad hare day!
What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny.
Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter? He didn't have the hare fare.
What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery? A yeaster bunny.
Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.
What do cows usually fly around in? Helicowpters and Bulloons.
Q: How is the Easter Bunny like Michael Jordan? ´ A: They're both famous for stuffing baskets!
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside. The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!" My friend replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor." Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?" He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service."
Did you hear about the Easter egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients? They hid their own eggs!