Q: How do you know the Easter Bunny is really smart? A: Because he's an egghead.
Q: Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? A: He doesn't want anyone to know he's f**king chickens.
Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? A: He was having a bad hare day!
What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny.
Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter? He didn't have the hare fare.
What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery? A yeaster bunny.
Q: Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs? A: The rest are hunt'n peckers.
"Why are you studying your Easter candy?" "I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"
Q: How is the Easter Bunny like Michael Jordan? ´ A: They're both famous for stuffing baskets!
Q: Which side of a deer has the most meat? A: The inside.
What do cows read at the breakfast table? The moospaper.