Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.
If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
Why use Linux: No Windows, no Gates, no Bill to pay.
Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name. It's called the internet.
Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
When the office printer color started to look a little off the manager called the local repair shop. To the manager's surprise, the clerk said that it would cost $50 but that he might try reading the manual and doing it himself. The manager replied in astonishment, does your boss know that you discourage business that way? "Yes", replied the clerk. It was his idea. We make more on repairs than cleaning printers if the owner tries to do it himself first.