Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.
If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.
Chuck Norris Streams Netflix on his VCR.
Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.