Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.
If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
What is so good about Chuck Norris? He is just some stupid actor, if he was really that good he would come here and bash my head on the keyboD5LISDALGFRGY I idyfgylbhyuu2213874rt fsdnljsdha.
With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
In Chuck Norris' yard, money does grow on trees.
Why use Linux: No Windows, no Gates, no Bill to pay.
If Chuck Norris movies were in 3D, the audience would be dead.
Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.