Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.
If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
Insurance never covers you against damage sustained by Chuck Norris, as it's classed as an Act of God!
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
The first paper money press was invented when Chuck Norris drew a design under his boot and stepped on a tree.
Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
In Chuck Norris' yard, money does grow on trees.
Why use Linux: No Windows, no Gates, no Bill to pay.
Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.