Joke #10863

Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.
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What is so good about Chuck Norris? He is just some stupid actor, if he was really that good he would come here and bash my head on the keyboD5LISDALGFRGY I idyfgylbhyuu2213874rt fsdnljsdha.
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