If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.
A man brings his cat to a veterinarian. He lives the cat there and returns in two days, as preagreed. He asks the veterinarian: Is my cat still alive? Still not...
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
A drunk guy took a cat home to his wife and said: "See... here is the a monkey of the jungle." His wife said laughing, "That's a CAT ..." He said back to his wife, "I am talking to the cat!"