When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".
Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
Chuck Norris once won the title of Iron Chef by cooking instant ramen noodles.
Every resturant has a drive thru when you're riding shotgun with Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
Chuck norris once ate a rubix cube and pooped it out solved.
Spilled milk cries over Chuck Norris.