Chuck Norris isn't a cat person but if he was, he would own 3 lions, a snow leopard, and cougar.
A man brings his cat to a veterinarian. He lives the cat there and returns in two days, as preagreed. He asks the veterinarian: Is my cat still alive? Still not...
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain...the snake died.
Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse. He uses a lion.