Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
A man brings his cat to a veterinarian. He lives the cat there and returns in two days, as preagreed. He asks the veterinarian: Is my cat still alive? Still not...
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain...the snake died.
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
Local mountain lions have been complaining about the recent string of Chuck Norris attacks.
Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse. He uses a lion.