YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND A ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY WALET.
Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Yo Momma is so fat… That she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
Yo mama is so stupid, when I offered her animal crackers she said no thanks, I'm a vegetarian.
You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."
Yo mama is so hairy, Kingkong got jealous.
Yo' Mama is so fat, the hippos at the zoo get jealous of her figure.
Your mom's so dumb, she threw the dog and told the stick to fetch!
Yo' Mama is so fat, her Polo shirts come with real horses on the pocket.
Yo Mamma so stupid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!